Look At This Extremely Chaotic Video My Fiancé Took Of Our Cat

Defining yourself by your romantic relationships is so unhealthy like what if he dies sis what then

LUKE IS MY SON AND IF ANY OF YOU DISRESPECT HIM ILL CRY WHILE BEATING YOU UP

whoever invented the cover letter got absolutely no pussy

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

objectively the best found families exist on the two extreme ends of the competency scale: on the one end, extreme competence porn. everyone is so fucking good at what they do, and are so goddamn good at doing it, they all have high regards for eachother and their skills all complement eachother perfectly.

on the other end? half a dozen people, one braincell among them and it bounces around like a windows screensaver. whoever has it, doesn’t have it for long.

Tbh relationship goals, I gave my bf a dead millipede once

gave my gf a dead butterfly yesterday

Not to be dramatic but this is a massive fucking deal and I legitimately hope every single politician dies.