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Minestuck 4/13/19 Update

If the epilogue’s prologue somehow wasn’t enough to satisfy your ravenous Homestuck hunger, then I’m proud to announce that Minestuck has gotten an update, adding…

* Sounds for all current underlings and the four consorts.

* Aspect Effects: After reaching a certain rung (which varies between aspects) on your echeladder, you will gain a constant potion effect which will change depending on your aspect. For example, Life players will get regeneration and Blood players will get absorption.

* 3 new hammers. Two of them currently aren’t obtainable in survival mode, but will be given a recipe as soon as the planned ingredients are implemented.

* A new cake.

* The Hashmap modus now allows custom names as input.

* You can now captchalogue items from within a GUI, including your inventory.

me, two months ago: man it’s a shame I didn’t get into homestuck when it was still updating, I feel like I missed out on a true homestuck experience

me now, about two seconds from going feral while waiting for an upd8:

I really like the music in the game, especially the one we hear in the house. Do you know where I can find it? Or is it someone from the team who composed it?

It’s all made by people from our music team. Some of the music is on our gamejolt page (the house theme is called Symphotronic), and luminantAegis extended one of our songs the other day (which is pretty cool).There are plans for a bandcamp page, but for now this is all.

smash bros ultimate murial commercial but with

that one part in megalovania

think it's a good time to bring this gif back

happy 4/13, again

homestuck has been around for 13 slutty, slutty years

The Abilities Update

It’s here! This update contains a staggering 144 classpect abilities, one for each classpect, and more than a dozen aspect exclusive abilities. Furthermore, dungeons have been improved, and can actually contain loot in the form of aspect loot chests.

We’ve also added a ton of new cosmetics and items. Some are only accessible through alchemy, so get alchemizing!

And as of late, we’ve also been running a Twitter account! We post some extras and some of the stuff that we’re currently working on! Follow us on @tgp_team!

Download Links!

Windows (32-bit): https://mega.nz/#!oq42EC5I!oeqG0GgokAqbNNbNJ_k-a_tlzyOKECSgJv5jG40ZV-E

Windows (64-bit): https://mega.nz/#!F3o2WAoT!Wu2AeB_Geuw8iRvSIwG-FudW37TIaFNafPS8oKc5yn8

MacOS: https://mega.nz/#!h24SSCwR!mBoXS1pk7ul7LlEcVwW51MkwL6oHolwBCDFIcJonb3s

Linux: https://mega.nz/#!g2wGnC4D!siUhejiMC76Q5Y37wWlvgmo2K1y0BunhTq5HNyDUItU

(Just a little note. There WILL still be bugs in this build. Please send them our way in the Discord server, by Tumblr asks, by Twitter DMs, or the in-website bug reporter. We do read everything that you guys send us!)

~The Genesis Team

EDIT: Editing the download links. Accidentally sent out the dev builds. Rebuilding the stable release where you don’t see the scary console with errors anymore. First up will be the Windows releases. MacOS and Linux are being built and uploaded as I type.

Sorry for the fuckup guys

~gC

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