Aureostuff - Obey Me Stuff

Raindove is still fundraising to get as many people out of Rafah as quickly as possible while the tanks are encroaching on Rafah. The terrorist zionist forces are going to try to do as much damage as possible. They're about 3k away from their initial goal. They don't have much more time. They've already done so much to help Ghazzawiyeh, they can do more with your help.

Obey me Hogwarts AU headcanons

Basically the title, only doing Lucifer, Mammon, Satan, and Beel bc their the only ones I can think of which house they belong to. For each HC, MC will be in their house. 

Lucifer

Obviously Slytherin.

Is the house prefect.

Will get perfect scores on all his exams.

Will get into the ring on the Apparition test on his first try.

Will bully first years when he gets the prefect badge because of his authority. MC being the other prefect would tell Lucifer to go easy on the kids.

If MC and Lucifer were dating he’d most likely help the first years for MC because he doesn’t want a puny brat talking to his lover. The first year would end up running away saying things like ‘Never mind, I can just do this by myself’ and ‘Oh I forgot Professor Solomon asked me to do something for him’ because Lucifer can be very scary

Would sometimes skip class to go make out with MC.

Favorite subject is Charms.

Mammon

Gryffindor because of how reckless he is and how daring and brave he is to steal stuff, because that is something I can’t do.

Will beg MC for help on tests, MC obliged bc their nice.

When he takes the apparition test, he doesn’t move a single bit and ends up failing.

When MC ends up becoming Gryffindor prefect and he doesn’t he’ll be all pouty and jealous. But when he see’s the other Gryffindor prefect all jealousy is forgotten and he always follows you on your prefect duties, to make sure the other prefect doesn’t do anything to you.

Favorite subject is Transfiguration.

Satan

The book boy is Ravenclaw? Never expected that.

Is Hermione Granger, but more cynical.

Just like passes Lucifer, he passes his apparition test on his first attempt.

Would be a very strict prefect. Is basically Percy Weasley but doesn’t constantly clean his badge and doesn’t think that just because he’s a prefect doesn’t mean he’s all powerful.

MC and Satan: Bookworms (MC is a bit toned down on books compared to Satan)

Satan is basically MC’s study-buddy. 

Favorite subject is potions.

Beelzebub

The precious baby is a Hufflepuff.

First day at Hogwarts. Will eat almost everything at the Hufflepuff table. Maybe even the plates if he’s really hungry.

Is not the prefect, but neither is MC. 

Will sneak into the kitchens at night, and the house-elves love him, they’d even remember when his birthday is to give him a giant basket full of food.

Will get splinched on the apparition test, (most likely because he was hungry and wasn’t focused on the location of where they were supposed to apparate.)

Favorite subject is Care of Magical Creatures.

you’d think a muppet Sherlock Holmes would cast Kermit as Holmes and Miss Piggy as Watson based on body type, but no. You’d be wrong. Holmes is Miss Piggy and Watson is Kermit and you know, you KNOW I am right

Did you see the video where Israeli soldiers dressed up like Muslim women and doctors and stormed the hospital in the West Bank and assassinated 3 young Palestinians?⁣

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Did you see the bloody pillow with the bullet hole in it?⁣

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THIS IS WHO THEY MURDERED IN THAT BED. A paralyzed CHILD named Bassel. ⁣

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This video was taken just one day before Israel literally shot him in the face in his bed. ⁣

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Just when you think they can’t get any lower, they do. I don’t care what lies they tell about this child, it is illegal EVERYWHERE to do what they did. ⁣

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This kid had nothing to do with October 7th. And anything else he did, you simply aren’t allowed to go into a hospital and murder a paralyzed child. ⁣

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It’s CRAZY that we even have to say this. ⁣

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And the White House actually defended this today, but it was before this video was released. ⁣

I’ve been seeing a few cases of this happening, and I wish I didn’t have to make this post, but I am imploring all of you, all of you…

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