The Eighth Deadly Sin Is Actually Being Mean To Me But They Keep That One A Secret

love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)

Who is the biggest hater in history?

Me when I'm in a mood

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

People Are Always Saying Some Things To Me And Well Im SICK Of It

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.