People Are So Weird “my Heart Beats Faster When You Are Around And I Get All Hot And Bothered” Sound

snuck in through the garden gate every night that summer to get my pussy ate or whatever it was that taylor swift said

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad

yeah your ship may have kissed but did they try to kill each other?

sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

love too big for she goddamn heart

your honor i was just furthering the plot

(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

[falls in the shower] parkour

i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it