How Dare You Not To Notice Me When I’m Ignoring You

People are so weird “my heart beats faster when you are around and I get all hot and bothered” sound alike your allergic honey

Lesbians will see a girl using a weapon expertly and lose all higher cognitive functioning for 5 min

If you can't handle me at my worst (really bad) then you don't deserve me at my best (slightly less really bad)

just wanna say from the bottom of my heart: fuck

horny but in a really romantic kind of way unfortunately

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*

ive never done anything wrong so if you dont like me its probably because youve got an impure heart

fuckkkk spilled some awesomesauce on my huge cleavage