It’s So Simple Actually. Just Let People Do Whatever The Fuck They Want As Long As It Doesn’t Harm

"get a life.... and not a performative one"

better to read 5 books a year and take your time with them and ponder them and feel them and absorb them….. than to tally them up and speed thru to brag on tumblr.com. like is that your personality… ohhh im the reader i read so many so fast…… i read 70 in a year and absorbed nothing and have nothing interesting to say about them.... im just trying to get the number bigger on my tally list... cuz it feeds into the identity im trying to craft for myself. i read a lot im the Reader. just get a life……. and not a preformative one......

strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

Aren't boobs FUCKING amazing?

obviously, women are a work of art

Density map of stars on national flags

my favorite historical thing about actual pirates is most of them were really young guys who died between the ages of 17 and 24 so one of the reasons blackbeard is so famous three hundred years later is because he was, like, thirty-two and still kicking which made him seem really wise and shit-together by comparison. it's like when you're a 28 year old woman and get tumblr asks from college freshman that say "oh my god you don't look like a withered corpse at all"

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

i need someone to wubba wubba my brain like laminated paper

i'll be honest I don't think my frontal lobe will develop by age 25