"get A Life.... And Not A Performative One"

not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home

feeling violent (i’m overstimulated)

Hot people on tumblr are even scarier than normal people because you know something has to be wrong with them

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

i mean fuck, i like pills, i like drugs, i like gettin money, i like strippers, i like to fuck, i like day-drinkin and day parties and hollywood, i like doing hollywood shit— snort it, probably would

giggling and kicking my feet thinking about dicks getting hard

imagining a guy with a beard entering a mosh pit and coming out completely clean shaven

four different friends just sent me the same meme about swimming. to be loved is to be known i guess ;)

they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me