My Deepest Darkest Fantasy Is That I Collapse On The Street And I Am Rushed To The Hospital. They Perform

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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Four panel meme. Panel 1: Photo of a kelp forest. Text reads: Good afternoon girl i am in the water. Panel 2: Photo of a sea star in kelp forest, with urchins in the background. Text reads: Help girl there are urchins here. Panel 3: Photo of three sea urchins on a structure. Text reads: Girl where are you I am being eaten. Panel 4: Photo of rocky seafloor covered in sea urchins. Text reads: Girl why I am now an urchin barren. End description.

Four panel meme.
Panel 1: Photo of shark with it's mouth open jumping out of the water. Text above image reads: How sharks are portrayed in the media.
Panel 2: Photo of shark calmly swimming. Text on the image reads "imma do a swim" and "blub blub". Text above image reads: Sharks irl.
Panel 3: Photo of dolphin looking happy and energetic. Text above image reads: How dolphins are portrayed in the media.
Panel 4: Poorly-lit photo of dolphin in dark water, floating upright and looking terrifying. Text above image reads: Dolphins irl. End description.

Photo of a sea pig and tripod fish facing each other, edited to look like they are holding wine glasses. Top text: It's been one of those weeks... Bottom text: Pass the detrius! End description.

Dump Of My Favorite Marine Biology Memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸

Photo of a bluntnose sixgill shark biting a fibre optic cable. Top text: I FUCKING. Bottom text: LOVE BITING FIBRE OPTIC CABLES. End description.

Dump Of My Favorite Marine Biology Memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸

Dump Of My Favorite Marine Biology Memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸

Photo of an ocean sunfish basking at the surface. Top text reads: Im f. Bottom text: Im fucking thermally recharging following dives into deeper cooler water in order to feed. End description.

Photo of a white shark with two layers of text, one covering the other. Background text reads: My skin is so fucking my skin is so rough you'll cut your hand. Foreground text says: Come here my skin is very smooth and soft. End description.

Two panel meme. Panel 1: Photo of child sitting at desk and gazing upward peacefully. Text reads: Me thinking about how sharks are older than dinosaurs, trees, and Saturn's rings. Panel 2: Photo of child crying with their hand on their forehead and drawing with a crayon, clearly upset. Text reads: Me thinking about how humans kill over 100 million sharks a year and around 30% of species are threatened by extinction. End description.

Four panel comic of an orca whale in a trial setting.
Panel 1: Porpoise and seal wearing suits. Seal speaks: "Would the defendant tell the court exactly..."
Panel 2: Focus on seal. Seal speaks: "... What kind of whale you are?"
Panel 3: Cut to orca whale in witness stand. Orca speaks: "Well, I'm... uh..."
Panel 4: Porpoise jumps into frame in front of orca. Porpoise speaks: "Objection!" End description.

Photo of an ocean sunfish. Top text: "Bro hes swimming" Bottom text: "Bottom Text". End description.

Meme format of woman yelling at salad cat. Panel one: Woman yelling and pointing with other woman behind her. Text reads: People calling oceans "shark infested". Panel two: Cat looking disgruntled. Text reads: Sharks literally just vibing in their natural habitat. End description.

dump of my favorite marine biology memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸

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2 years ago

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1 year ago

I Cant Believe He Fuckign Blew Her Up

i cant believe he fuckign blew her up

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6 months ago

https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621

wizard

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thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)

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1 year ago

pierre saying fegg (forever egg) like 800 times but it just sounds like fag had fit muting to scream m gonna cry from laughing FSDKJHFSD

pierre called the president a faggot!!! real not clickbait!!!!

clip for all those asking who dont wanna search the reblogs for it

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2 years ago

Yeah I'm Completely Fine Ahahhaa

yeah I'm completely fine ahahhaa

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1 year ago

Do you understand waking up at 3 am and seeing my twitter explode with this clip of Charlie Slimecicle ripping open his shirt

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1 year ago

What If It Was All Just A Dream

what if it was all just a dream

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