Cherri Cherrifire,

Girl in the mirror (also Jack Stauber reference)

"the shadow people come by every once in a while"

(my minecraft + mcyt tag)

all minecraft roleplayers know how to do is exile, geopolitical commentary, block infection, and gay divorce

choose your (secret) fighter

finally, after years of gathering info abt you, i've managed to construct an elaborate venn diagram of your every interest and aspect. felt kinda like the first terminator going through every possibility blindly but i've reached the end of the list. multiple rounds of triangulation to confirm, i've tracked down your exact coordinates as of writing this ask---

8°52'36.0"S 123°23'36.0"W

yeah. that's right. your timbers better be shivering right now. i'm coming for you.

Oh no! my secret bunker in the middle of the pacific ocean!!! 0:

Shiver me timbers!! Its location has been found! D:

I'm shaking in my boots- how have you done this??! It was perfectly disguised!!! No one could've ever found it!! ~^~

and then i proceded to tranua dumped on him (on accident) (oopsies) (@spruseats ir youre reading this sorry for dumpin that on u man, also sorry to @asterstella for usuing u as an apology vessle via tumblr annon asks) (id delete this but i already wrote it) also @asterstella your also cool again 10/10 human welcome to the hellsite

"accident" TT /j yea he then proceeded to come n vent abt school stuff to me so it cancels out or something ig :p

N dw bout it its not like this blog has anything else in it anyways :3

@spruseats you're welcome to use anon asks as a vessel to respond to the apology :> /hj

Ur so cool too tyvm!!! :DDD

the perfect man exists and it's Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo 🙏

oh, so it would kill you, would it ? yk what ? i'm going over there (yes i know where u live mhmm 100%) and if i find a sleepy little person still awake answering asks, i will chop you up (with my cleaver) into bits (small cubes) sloppy style (platonically)

this is an ultimatum. i'd like to see GoodTimeswithScar get you out of this one

( do NOT answer this ask late at night too if u do i will make the cubes smaller. this is a warning !! >:3 )

There are so many ways I could answer this ask,

But I choose none of them, I'm not answering >:33