Brotherhood AU

I love this

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

Personal Soulsborne Crushes: An Overview

Going by how I played these, but with the caveat I went back to each because I figured to be bi only at some point between Dark Souls 3 and Elden Ring:

- Demon Souls: Yuria the Witch. The Maiden in Black is nice, but she didn't do anything crush-wise on me.

- Dark Souls: Priscilla. Priscilla. Priscilla. Also Beatrice the Witch and Quelana.

- Dark Souls 2: I am not immune to the Emerald Herald. At all. Also: Alsanna.

- Bloodborne: Lady Maria. Vicar Amelia. Ebrietas. Here my monsterfuckery is showing.

- Dark Souls 3: Firekeeper. Both versions of Anri. Sir Vilhelm. Karla, because witches, always.

- Elden Ring: Oh boy. Ranni big time (best witch!). Malenia. Melina. Malenia & Radagon. Fia. Blaidd. Maliketh. Latenna. Millicent.

Ok. This was all important info I had to share.

AU where something happens due to Foolish’s revival, and the energy that goes out afterwards makes the whole server younger, the amount and full effect varying per person.

Philza gets straight up punted back to his Angel of Death days. Tommy and Ranboo turn into five year olds. Wilbur’s a young pre-teen again, Fundy’s just a year younger than him. Dream’s fifteen. 

Tubbo loses two years, Purpled loses one, and Techno loses fifteen. However, they’re the only ones with all of their memories, so they end up having to work together to keep their confused friends from dying or causing too much havoc. 

AU where Dream does manage to escape prison in the confusion of reviving Wilbur, and his first act? Taking Tubbo’s last life. After all, who better as a bargaining chip? He’s so quick to endear himself to people, even with all the mistrust and anger, so many still care for him.

So what would they do in return for his revival?

Unfortunately, Dream’s plans quickly go astray. Quackity, among those people to care for the young, recalls the times of Manberg, and their Cabinet’s solidarity. 

Using the revival book, he brings Tubbo back, and makes him part of a scheme that’ll put Dream down for good.

To the server, Tubbo is dead. 

And that means Dragonfly is free to have his playing grounds. Dream never should have bet his life in this game, because now?

Well, checkmate.

Or, Quackity revives Tubbo after Dream kills him, and the two plot to kill the server’s tormentor for good, by making him continue to believe Tubbo dead, so Tubbo can work from the shadows.

It’s not easy, with both Wilbur and Tommy seeming to be able to sense him somewhat(even if they don’t know it’s him), and people mourning, but it’s worth it.

Especially after Dream’s plan to bargain his life back to them fails when it becomes apparent that, for whatever reason, he can’t, infuriating Tommy and Ranboo especially. 

Soon to join the Casino Schemers, are Mexican Dream(Quackity’s cousin) and Schlatt(Tubbo’s uncle). They are…surprisingly ruthless.

Well, in MD’s case, that is. Considering Schlatt had Tubbo decorate his own execution, and exiled his best friend and brother, he’s well aware of just how ruthless he can be.

He’s completely over that, whatever do you mean. 

Watching all his friends and family think he’s dead and having to deal with the side effects of revival kind of suck, honestly. But Tubbo’s making do. And surprisingly, he gets a lot closer with his fellow schemers. They aren’t all too bad, honestly. 

Anyway, basically follows Tommy and Ranboo hunting Dream down to kill him, briefly considering joining him for Tubbo’s return, and then ultimately going back to trying to murder him once it becomes clear he can’t do that, while Tubbo aids them from the shadows and works to ruin any shred of power Dream could hope to garner before putting him down permanently. 

i think it would also be so cool if parallel canon was jelletonified

who am I to doubt her rly 

a headcannon ive had for a while:

What if mcyt members with limited lives bleed and ones who can die endlessly dont

Take tubbo on the qsmp for example, he made a silly joke and now has 2 lives, like an egg. So when he lost his first life, he bled while being attacked in that dungeon. Like he gets hit and sees blood and is immediately like “thats not good”

And when richas kills him, he bleeds and richas is like “hes just being silly” and the other eggs are like “wtf”. Tubbo swipes at richas and he gets cut a lil and bleeds, all eggs do. Because they only have 2 lives, players dont bleed because they have unlimited lives.

Fit starts getting concerned when tubbo screams to stop, it wasnt a normal “noooo plz” its like a “PLEASE NO I DONT WANNA DIE” typa scream. Fit is more concerned and a little scared now because he can see blood.

And then tubbo is dead.

He doesn’t respawn.

And the pieces fall into place;

When tilin died, there was blood.

When juanaflippa died, there was blood.

When trump died, there was blood.

When bobby died, there was blood.

When tubbo died,

There was blood.

He be a long lad

memes in sumeru 👌