AU Where Tubbo’s The Son Of Captain Sparklez, But Something Happened, And The People Of Mianite(gods

I wish they let viktor run around with a gun even though he “didnt have powers” as a kid. Like pump em full of xanax or not, you give that kid a .32 and shits gettin real. “Sure allison you can do mind control, I’m controlling the way his mind splatters that fucking wall.” DIRECT QUOTE FROM BABY VIKTOR

laurae, a small Native farmer who built up her farm over the last five years, was served a 90-day eviction notice despite being promised by the landowner that she would be given a purchase agreement and the farm would never be sold to another person. Everything she has is in this farm - she’s put thousands of hours of work into it, built her cabin by hand, and invested every penny she’s made back into it. we are fighting to help her get the money to purchase her land before someone else buys it and kicks her - and us, her tenants who had no access to land without her help - off.

she ships her jams & honey, which you can buy here

you can also donate directly to the gofundme here

I know we’re all hurting right now and the world is fucked. but I love laurae and she’s done so much for all the people in her life. She has nowhere to go, no other options for a home, and no means to start over. she is a veteran, a survivor of multiple cancers, and close to fifty. all she wants is to live out her days on her farm till she hands it off to the next generation of farmers and I don’t want to see that simple thing taken away from her.

IM SCREAMKNG

The prompt was ‘detention.’

nepezutsumi. is this anything

Ben has been one of my favorite characters in the show since the first season and it pisses me off to no end how he’s treated in s4.

I really respected the show’s decision to have Umbrella!Ben sacrifice himself for Viktor because it made sense for his character to be ready to move on in that moment and to do that for his brother and his family. It was an end that did justice to his character.

But if Viktor dies at the end, and so does the whole family, then his sacrifice is for nothing. Ben saved his family at the expense of his own existence for what reason? So that they could live a couple more years and die anyway in the series finale?

I enjoyed the new take they did with Sparrow!Ben as a version of Ben who grew up without the mess and love of the Umbrellas and how much that changed things because it was a compelling concept—which had no pay off in s4.

Why did the show bother establishing Sparrow!Ben as an asshole that was also desperate to belong and be liked, as the guy who whined about not being invited to Luther’s bachelor party and asked Klaus why the other Ben was so much better?

Why did we go through all this story arc if he ends up exactly the same in s4? Ben is still pushing everyone away, still considering himself to have no family and no friends, still thinking of himself as a bad person.

I thought we’d get to see Sparrow!Ben clash with the others in order to show them he’s not their Ben. And it would have been so freaking satisfying to watch the siblings accept and understand he’s his own person and decide they want Sparrow!Ben in the family anyway. That would be an emotional conflict I’d care about, not the bullshit insta-love the writers pulled with Jennifer.

What was the point of Sparrow!Ben this season? He was used to being a soldier, but seemed desperate for a family last season—a family he immediately rejected when it was offered to him in s4.

He died a horrible death and had no control over his own body at the end. He didn’t even become a stupid flower in the new timeline. He just ceased to exist—all alone.

With no family or ties. No hero death. Why did the audience spend 2 seasons getting to know this new version of a well liked character if the show did absolutely nothing to take the story to any decent conclusion?

Both Umbrella and Sparrow Ben are just erased from the narrative because the show didn’t even bother including them in their stupid collective death ending. 4 seasons of Ben’s death haunting the narrative and the Hargreeves for this?

I’m ranting like a deranged madman but that’s my main takeaway. What a waste :/

Au where Tubbo is Jackie (and not the other way around!) Jackie’s maybe 14 or so in the event, and sometime after the tales event, Jackie found himself in the past with a messed up memory, and was found on the side of the road by the sbi, taking the name Tubbo.

At some point he does remember who he was before he ended up in the past. And the whole hitman/expert fighter/war general thing is something that’s actually a lot harder to reconcile with who he is now than one would imagine it would be.

Oh, this is a really cool idea. For laughs, maybe he panicked when they asked what his name was, because he can’t remember it, and saw the name on the side of the box, and went ‘Tubbo...yes. My name is Tubbo. Absolutely, that is me, just nobody look at the words on the box.’ 

And I can imagine it would be. Being a hitman and growing up free to do kid-stuff like chase bees and wrestle with his friend probably make for two very different people, even if at the core, they’re the same. Nature and nuture, y’know? 

On the bright side, now he remembers why he knows how to pick locks and stab people in certain ways, and he remembers even more neat tricks! How useful!

Depending on when he remembers, there’s a lot of chances for different things to happen, so that’s also something that’d be neat to play around with.

AU where history gets super messed up due to an Inbetween traveler. Why? Dunno. Possibly because the Inbetween wants revenge, or is trying to lure Karl back, not sure yet.

Anyway, George’s history is one of the ones messed with, and XD, who even after all these years continues to think fondly of Gogy, is less than pleased with that. 

So he recruits a bunch of people to fix it. Karl, who at this point has long outlived his friends and now lives fully in the Other Side, tending to things. Connor, an immortal who’s seen eras rise and fall and remembers them all. Ghostbur, who has a passion for writing down history and spying, with his ghostly abilities. And a young Ranbob, before they ever even discovered Dream, who is incredibly experienced in organizing libraries of information and getting stuff done.

So all these people have to work together and go and A, fix history to how it was before(Karl and Connor), B, properly record it(Ghostbur and Ranbob), and C, stop the Inbetween time traveler so that they can’t continue messing with it(All).

I’m not sure who the Inbetween traveler is yet. I want it to be somebody from the Smp, but I’m not sure who yet. Tommy? Niki? Ranboo?

Either way, the Inbetween will have completely wiped their memories of who they were, and basically anything else that would lead to them disobeying. All they know is doing as they are ordered.

The team eventually ends up recognizing them, and trying to save them from what the Inbetween has done. At some point they succeed, and get a new member, and the Inbetween starts throwing distorted monsters from it’s realm at them instead, determined to ruin what they’ve managed to do so far. 

Throughout all of this, XD is grumbling, and basically just being mad about it while they do this. He does provide them with a small world and items though, so they can get it done. 

guys! secret ending when you beat the spire with Agent 4's palette 444 times! my uncle's cousin's cat works at Squid Research Lab and he told me!

I'm not coping with Agent 4's near absence in Side Order, you are

I've actually kinda shoehorned Four into my headcanon/oc version of Side Order lol

if you want to hear how I made them fit, I'd be glad to tell you :)

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