"Wait, You Mean To Tell Me You Arent Doing This?!?. Oh God, We Need To Get Out Of Here!" *She Reaches

This is not for you.

This is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can’t do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.

For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:

- Posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who have money. Not your broke ass, still worrying how to buy food next month.

- Posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who have energy to care. Not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails. 

And, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don’t pay/reblog/signal boost/care? Those posts can fucking die in a fire.

TL;DR: Posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give? 

THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU. 

Twix: Was there a time when you should have thought before you said something?

Oh definitely! The foundation upholds to a very professional demeanor, so slang is general looked down on. However, there was one time I was running on my less than normal 2 hours of sleep, when I walked into the break room to get ready for a quick debriefing. Well, a researcher had asked me to pass him a small disposable plastic container of butter for his toast, and I almost out of instinct, tossed the butter at him yelling at almost top loudness "yeet". Needless to say I was given a very thorough talking to afterwards of my mannerisms....

Remember children, Wash your hands and don’t touch your face! This is an easily dealt with situation, if handled correctly! If we all work together and practice good healthy habits, we can all stay safe!

"Uh oh. That cant be good..."

*she drops the cupcake, and turns to sprint in the other direction, only stopping once to see if the spilling cupcakes have continued*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

What I feel a lot of people learned this week:

Money is fake

The Economy is fake and we can manipulate it at will. Just for some reason we keep treating it like a natural phenomenon and not a man made thing. 

Time is arbitrary

‘I can’t have x after 10pm’ yes you can because who the fuck is stopping you?

Literally all barriers to helping people are fake 

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:

i’ve met a lot of people during my time online and many of us have grown apart but i still think of them frequently and wonder what they’re up to and hope they’re no longer facing the same demons they once did