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[werewolf-plunderphonics] thoughts on wolves

Powerful, majestic, and dangerous. Why do you ask?

Someone Should Talk To This Principal

"Well, it's kind of complicated. With me being born on a Friday the 13th, I've always had a natural talent with the supernatural, paranormal, and all things unexplainable. I was always able to communicate and form bonds with them. I had a growing interest in biology, and with my ability to connect with all this stuff, I turned to a job for cryptobiology. I found myself studying in universities across the country, and eventually after still struggling to get a good job in that area, the foundation had contacted me, and offered me a job in the Scientific Department. Of course, biology was originally just a guilty pleasure for me to get away from all the trauma I experienced, but that's a story for a different day," she looks down almost uncomfortable with what she just said, but quickly regains her composure and smiles at the doctor.

"Greetings and salutations, Doctor."

Hello, scp-049. How are you doing today?

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

She listens closely hoping to understand what might happen, but yet still nothing happens. Seconds feel like hours, and she final stands up to peek through the small bullet proof window on the door.

"Hello, you are a man of science, correct? " It's appears to be a breached D class.

"Well, more like a lady of science but yes...why, what's it to you..." She looks at him suspiciously.

Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:

"I too find that to be very fitting." She smiles gently. "Would you prefer I call you by that name, or would you rather be called scp-049?"

"Greetings and salutations, Doctor."

Hello, scp-049. How are you doing today?

The doctor is in.