Latest Posts by ask-aph-gaymer-nordics - Page 9

Hey Denmark, what are your art skills like?

Uhh, art is subjective, but personally I think I’m a great artist 😤

Here’s a self portrait I did the other day for proof

-Den 🇩🇰

ra ra rasputin ice is just a stinky teen

Norway: Amazing, gonna start singing that every time i see him now

Iceland: anon why? you have doomed me to a life of eternal pain and suffering

Norway: They’re not wrong though

Iceland: s h u t u p

Iceland, how does it feel to know too much?

Please- please dont ask me.

It fucking haunts me every fucking night. No.

Stop. Let's never speak of this again.

- Iceland 🇮🇸

Cereal did you know you're p cool (lizard is cooler tho)

This is a joke i could never choose between you two you're both so cool 😭😭

Awwww you are amazing and cool too. Thank you.

And dw Lizard 🦎 is just too cool to beat.

- Cereal 🥣

Don't forget the rice!

I WILL NEVER NOT FORGET THE RICE

I’M SORRY I’M STUPID :(

-Den 🇩🇰

Denmark: Listen little buddy, you’ve gotta expect the unexpected.

Iceland: *Slaps him*

Iceland: Expect that, bitch?

Do you know anything other than chop fish and cry?

No.

All I know is chop fish and cry.

Leave me alone.

-Ice 🇮🇸

Norway how do you feel about being the best bf? 👀 - Den

It feels amazing, thank you

Also, no u 😡

-Nor 🇳🇴

question for admin - can you share a headcanon you have for each nordic?

I certainly can ;) (Lizard 🦎)

Denmark: This man has ADHD, not just as in “I’m so hyper aha oh look a squirrel!”, but he also has sensory issues and often struggles with executive dysfunction. He always tries his best though, and all the other Nordics understand and always support him :)

Norway: An absolute musical genius, he’s played many instruments throughout his life, including but not limited to, flute, violin, guitar, and electric bass. He’ll never admit this, especially not to Iceland, but he secretly loves emo music.

Iceland: Honestly, I’ve always headcannoned Ice as trans (ftm), and I think that started with me subconsciously projecting onto him lmao. Of course, the other Nordics had no issue with this and still gave him all their unconditional love uwu

Sweden: This probably seems kind of basic in comparison to my other hcs, but I always imagined him being a lot more outgoing than you’d expect, once he is comfortable around you. He’s still PAINFULLY shy at first, and it takes him a while to open up, but once he does, he REALLY opens up.

Finland: HE. CANNOT. COOK. FOR. SHIT. Seriously. He always burns everything, and everything he doesn’t burn tastes horrible. However, he makes ONE HELL OF A CAKE. Sweets and desserts are something else entirely for him, whatever he bakes tastes like heaven.

(alternatively, I could’ve captioned this “I literally just project onto my favourite characters so I have someone to relate to lmao”)

Hey Cereal, how did it feel to fuck god?

I- 

Um. SiGh. I fucked up you guys. One slip of the tongue and its game over.

But it felt fucking heavenly thank you for asking. 

- Cereal 🥣

In case you’re wondering what you’re missing by not being in our discord server 😤 -Lizard 🦎 @never-enough-fandoms

invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

This is for the admins :) What are your favourite games to play?

definitely wasn’t projecting myself onto denmark for that last ask lmao, i love fall guys so much and i have absolutely no attention span so i like fun and simple games that can keep me entertained easily

-Lizard 🦎

Atm I probably love human fall flat the most cause I literally cry laughing but I love all the games I play with Lizard 🦎

-Cereal 🥣

favorite game genre?

Well, Den will play anything that makes him laugh and/or manages to keep his non-existent attention span for more than 5 seconds. His favourite game changes a lot but currently it’s Fall Guys.

Swe really enjoys simulation games. He’s spent way too much time playing the Sims games and he’s an absolute BEAST at Overcooked - he’s the only one who doesn’t immediately get overwhelmed. Oh, and Minecraft, obviously, but that’s a given.

Fin is “a slut for horror” (his own words), you should see him play Phasmophobia, honestly he’s the only one who’s not a little bitch about that game.

Ice really enjoys retro and arcade games. I swear, he practically lives in the arcade near us. He’s also played every Mario and Legend of Zelda game you could possibly think of.

Personally, I like puzzle and survival games most. I’m not even going to tell you how many hours of play time I have for Portal 2 and Subnautica.

-Nor 🇳🇴

Um hell yea?

- Denmark 🇩🇰

Apparently Sweden hasn’t gone through puberty yet, which is slightly concerning since he is an adult man. Anyway, here’s more fall guys :) -Fin 🇫🇮

You two are. Incredibly sensible with your bomb handling. Congratulations

Thanks :)

-Den 🇩🇰

Ay yo, still can't believe you all haven't girlsgogames like we're is the flavour 💅😩

I know right, it’s my favourite gaming website, I’ll have to convince the others ASAP 😔

-Swe 🇸🇪

Well, today we learned that you should never leave a bomb in the hands of two drunk idiots :) -Fin 🇫🇮

Came to bully 9 year olds, I ended up getting bullied instead. RIP me  -Ice 🇮🇸

ATTENTION EVERYONE

Yo! Lizard and Cereal here! We have some news!

✨WE CREATED A DISCORD SERVER✨

cause we’re cool like that 😎 This blog isn’t exactly huge, but it’s kinda difficult to film and edit videos to release consistently, so we figured, hey, why don’t we stream sometimes? 

If people are actually interested, we will start streaming every Thursday evening at 6pm GMT

Of course, it will also kinda be a Hetalia server, since we are the gaymer NORDICS, hehe

So, if any of that interests you, please stop by! We don’t bite!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/BqESyKVv

ATTENTION EVERYONE

Yo! Lizard and Cereal here! We have some news!

✨WE CREATED A DISCORD SERVER✨

cause we’re cool like that 😎 This blog isn’t exactly huge, but it’s kinda difficult to film and edit videos to release consistently, so we figured, hey, why don’t we stream sometimes? 

We stream and play games pretty much every night, but officially on Saturdays at around 7pm BST

We play games like phasmophobia, overcooked 2, portal 2, stardew valley, and some others! We also play multiplayer games with members like jackbox games, cards against humanity, among us and gartic telephone :)

Of course, it will also kinda be a Hetalia server, since we are the gaymer NORDICS, hehe

So, if any of that interests you, please stop by! We don’t bite!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

This isn’t the first official Roblox episode (which is why I didn’t bother captioning it lmao), I just thought the process of making our characters was fucking hilarious -Den 🇩🇰

Tfw your head is too big to fit between poles 😔 I was stuck like this for 20 whole minutes lmfaoooo -Den 🇩🇰

“What should I caption my post?” - Den

“Iceland is sucks so hard” -Ice

whats your roblox username old man HYPOTHETICALLY 😎😎😎

HYPOTHETICALLY it’s awesomedadmark64290 😎😎😎😎

I tried to make it 69420 but the username was apparently not appropriate for roblox 😔

-Den 🇩🇰

Okay Roblox and bully nine year olds 💅😃

Well that’s mine and Ice’s plans for tonight sorted 👁👄👁

-Den 🇩🇰

Just ate the world’s most bland instant noodles, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 😔

Ask me something to take my mind off the disappointment 🥺

-Den 🇩🇰

Part 2 of us being idiots, Next Human Fall Flat video will be the one where I truly expose how stupid Den is -Nor 🇳🇴

I could never be a speed runner… I can’t even make a nether portal properly :( Anyway, Ice got to watch me struggle so you do too ;D -Den 🇩🇰

Yo

How’s everyone doing? I spent my Valentine’s Day editing clips all day with my headphones on to drown out the, uh...... noises throughout the house

How did you all spend yours?

-Ice 🇮🇸