Well, Today We Learned That You Should Never Leave A Bomb In The Hands Of Two Drunk Idiots :) -Fin 🇫🇮

Don't forget the rice!

I WILL NEVER NOT FORGET THE RICE

I’M SORRY I’M STUPID :(

-Den 🇩🇰

*playing phasmophobia, after a hunt*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Guys I fucking died. Again.

Norway 🇳🇴: That was expected.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Can someone take a picture of his body I aint going in that house.

Norway 🇳🇴: *walks into house* Where's your body-

Denmark 🇩🇰: ...

Norway 🇳🇴: That's a beauty.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Wow. The ghost hated you so much it sliced your face in half.

Denmark 🇩🇰: I will clobber you.

*playing monopoly revolution*

Denmark 🇩🇰: ughhhhh $1mil super tax.

Norway 🇳🇴: you're going to roll a 5 next and land on income tax.

Denmark 🇩🇰: I almost took $5mil off myself cause you said 5.

Iceland 🇮🇸: that was smart.

Hell yeah I'd subscribe! I like what y'all got going here on Tumblr, but I really like your personalities too! I actually found myself being disappointed when I couldn't find a YouTube channel for you guys.

Thank you so much! This means a lot :’) I think we’ve pretty much decided that we’d do a non-hetalia related channel so we can branch out and be a bit more flexible, we just need to get set up and get a video ready

I’d just like to point out, whatever happens with a potential YouTube channel, we won’t stop posting shorter hetalia videos here! So for those of you who aren’t interested in a yt channel but like our stuff here, don’t worry, we aren’t going anywhere! Tumblr will always be our home hehe

-Lizard 🦎

How do you decide which character says what?

Mainly just vibes tbh! Sometimes during the recording one of us will say something and I immediately know A) it’s getting put into the video, and B) which character will say it. Other times we end up having an extremely in-depth discussion about it while I’m editing lmao

Other times it just kinda depends on who hasn’t appeared in the video for a while. If I didn’t specifically try to include everyone, pretty much all of the videos would be Denmark and Iceland because that’s just who me and Cereal relate to most lmfao

-Lizard 🦎

How does a game of Mario Kart usually go down with you guys?

Iceland - Absolutely the best at the game, knows all the short cuts and tricks, always has the best car, always comes 1st in every single race.

Finland - A close second to Ice, VERY COMPETITIVE, usually it gets personal between the two and grudges are formed (but are only brought up during the next game)

Denmark - Spends about an hour picking the “perfect car” only to lose immediately. Can’t drive for shit but he still tries

Sweden - Drives a bit too carefully, pretty slow but he doesn’t crash a lot, usually comes in a solid 5th

Norway - Gets hit by literally anything and everything, even stray green shells, has a severe hatred for banana peels and will try desperately to avoid them but still hits them anyway. 8th on a good day.

We haven’t been here long but we’re so so grateful for all the support so far, we love all of you!

-Lizard 🦎 & Cereal 🥣

Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it's 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message. Reblog if even though most of us aren't tumblr famous, we appreciate the little things.

What's everyone's favorite breakfast food? I had chicken nuggets for breakfast 😌

Denmark 🇩🇰: Is beer a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: No.

Finland 🇫🇮: Is vodka a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO

Iceland 🇮🇸: Is a single green bean a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO- WTF ARE YOU OKAY???

Sweden 🇸🇪: Is toast a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO- oh wait no it is, never mind, thank you for being normal

Sweden 🇸🇪: :)

I FUCKING MEANT TO DRAW SOMETHING FOR THIS BUT MY TINY STUPID BRAIN FORGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IDFK IF I’LL HAVE TIME TONIGHT GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE I OF ALL PEOPLE MISSED THE DENNOR WEDDING I HATE MY LIFE

WHEN ARE DENMARK AND NORWAY GETTING MARRIED

Denmark: 4/20/69 😎

Norway: That’s too far away :(

Denmark: But... It’s the funny weed and sex numbers :(

Norway: :’(

Denmark: ... 4/20/21?

Norway: Much better :)

Denmark: Can I wear the dress?

Norway: You can wear a dress if you really want to

Denmark: :D

Sealand tried to drink vodka again I’ve managed to stop him before he died of alcahol poisoning but now he’s passed on the couch after going FERAL , send help soon I’m playing Pokémon sapphire to cope with the stress but I don’t want to deal with a hungover 12 year old -🇦🇽🦇

Run.