(Is this a server plug? Maybe.)
Denmark 🇩🇰: Fucking Norwegians took my braincell, can’t have shit in Denmark
Norway 🇳🇴: I hope satan rejects your application to be his sugar baby
Iceland 🇮🇸: Watch this! *dies* ah, piss
Sweden 🇸🇪: I’m going to commit arson in the name of Finland
Finland 🇫🇮: Captain, I want to get this battery but the clap of my ass cheeks won’t let me get close
Pls join our server, I spent ages yesterday ✨spicing it up✨ 😩 You can vibe with us, play games with us and add to the quote wall, what’s not to love?
https://discord.com/invite/pchymkdJMc
Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺
We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)
So, to celebrate...
IT’S Q&A TIME!!!
Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!
Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)
-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣
What or who got you into video games in the first place?
Technically it was me that started it all 😎
I’ve always loved watching gaming youtubers like pewdiepie, markiplier, jacksepticeye, etc, and they were what got me into gaming originally
Then I realised that if I wanted to play multiplayer games, I needed, well, multiple players
First I got Den to play, then Sve (only because I promised to play minecraft with him), then Nor, and then Fin
And then this blog was born :)
-Ice 🇮🇸
buongiorno. how you all doing this lovely day? (ask-17a11a-exe)
Denmark: Hej!!! I’m doing great! Me and Ice had a pretty fun gaming session last night so I’m just excited for you all to see some clips from it!
Iceland: Let’s just say throughout the whole thing he was insisting I call him “Dadmark” and he was calling me “Sonland”... Anyway I’m pretty good, thanks for asking
Norway: I heard them both screaming at each other all night, I hardly slept so I’m tired, but that’s nothing coffee won’t fix
Finland: Moi! I’m doing really well thanks! There’s lots of snow here currently so me and Sve made a snowman!!
Sweden: It was a pretty good snowman if you ask me
Thank you! :D
I still think you should try and say the Danish tho 👀
-Den 🇩🇰
Look at the birthday boy
Everyone wish him happy birthday! Or if you’re feeling brave, you could attempt to say tillykke med fødselsdagen (he’ll try not to judge your pronunciation too harshly)
*playing fall guys*
Iceland 🇮🇸: Come on, be a gamer and win
Finland 🇫🇮: Ill try my best
Finland 🇫🇮: *immediately dies*
Norway 🇳🇴: That wasn’t very gamer of you
Denmark 🇩🇰: Yeah if you were me you would’ve won
Sweden 🇸🇪: At least you tried
Norway how do you feel about being the best bf? 👀 - Den
It feels amazing, thank you
Also, no u 😡
-Nor 🇳🇴
Sealand tried to drink vodka again I’ve managed to stop him before he died of alcahol poisoning but now he’s passed on the couch after going FERAL , send help soon I’m playing Pokémon sapphire to cope with the stress but I don’t want to deal with a hungover 12 year old -🇦🇽🦇
Run.
How the FUCK do you come up with the ideas for your text posts 💀
Every single text post comes from things that we’ve said during gaming sessions!
I’ve literally started writing things that I find funny down in a note on my phone as they happen so that I can turn them into text posts later, I think that one note is the reason I have no storage left on my phone lmfao
-Lizard 🦎
Today we learned that I am never allowed to win a game of Fall Guys, and also that Finland is very good at insulting people
-Nor 🇳🇴
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: Wait don't roll yet, we're still ✨ completing transactions ✨
Denmark 🇩🇰: It's okay I'll just sit here shaking my hand suggestively.
Ask the APH Nordics: gaming edition! Featuring gaming clips and funny moments! | Asks are open! | Admins/muns: Lizard 🦎 (he/they) and Cereal 🥣(any pronouns)
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