On Today’s Episode Of “shit That Happened While Playing Human Fall Flat”

keep an eye out for the wedding later ;)

ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?

Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...

Finland: Wait... You were being serious?

Sweden: 100%

Finland: I... I didn’t know that, I thought you were joking...

Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?

Finland: ... Maybe...

Sweden: I’ll think about it

Finland:

Have you ever had to stop playing a game because it was too scary? If so then who?

I mean, I don’t like playing scary games in general, so... The only horror game I’ve played is phasmophobia and that’s because I was forced to play it. Every time I try to stop playing it I’m ultimately convinced to play it again against my will. Everyone else seems to love the thrill of horror too much to entirely stop playing any games, even Denmark, which is surprising since he’s just as much of a baby as me.

-Nor 🇳🇴

Iceland 🇮🇸: Stop throwing lettuce into the void!

Denmark 🇩🇰: Sorry, I just really hate vegetables.

Iceland 🇮🇸:

Hey Cereal, how did it feel to fuck god?

I- 

Um. SiGh. I fucked up you guys. One slip of the tongue and its game over.

But it felt fucking heavenly thank you for asking. 

- Cereal 🥣

I would REALLY like to know what the inspiration behind your pfp was, please it absolutely KILLS me every time I see it it's so cursed in the best way possible

HAHA IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT

It’s actually from this video I made back in January before this blog even existed, but I just found myself too funny to NOT use that picture as the pfp for this blog

The rest of the video is just as cursed as that one image, I can assure you

-Lizard 🦎

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Bonus points if it includes Denmark lol.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Got in a car with Denmark at the wheel

Sweden 🇸🇪: Trusted Denmark to look after Sealand for 15 minutes

Finland 🇫🇮: Fought a bear with Denmark and had to drag him away before he got eaten alive

Norway 🇳🇴: Denmark.

Denmark 🇩🇰: Rude.

Denmark 🇩🇰: Anyway, one time I got angry at a fridge and kicked it and broke my toe

*playing mario kart*

Norway 🇳🇴: Omg you found a shortcut

Iceland 🇮🇸: Actually I think that route was longer than the actual track

Norway 🇳🇴:

Norway 🇳🇴: Omg you found a longcut

Sweden 🇸🇪: Come on! We just need one more dish!

Finland 🇫🇮: I TRIPPED ON A FUCKING CUCUMBER.

Sweden 🇸🇪: T_T

*playing cooking mama wii (yes you read that right, don’t question it)*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m moving my wiimote but it’s not working :(

Norway 🇳🇴: You’re looking at the wrong bit of the screen you idiot, you’re on the top half

Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh god I am, sorry I’m used to being on bottom

*playing monopoly revolution*

Denmark 🇩🇰: That's my property.

Norway 🇳🇴: How much do I owe?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Hold on, I can't read the card.

Norway 🇳🇴: Well I don't have to pay if you can't read it. :)

Denmark 🇩🇰: