Today We Learned That Squads Games Never Really Go Well When You’re Playing With 2 Random Strangers

Today we learned that I am never allowed to win a game of Fall Guys, and also that Finland is very good at insulting people 

-Nor 🇳🇴

Favourite Games?

Idk if you meant Nordics or admins so you’re getting both :P Here’s our top 3s:

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys, human fall flat, overcooked 2

Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica, portal 2, minecraft

Iceland 🇮🇸: Mario kart, fall guys, human fall flat

Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft, the sims, overcooked 2

Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia, at dead of night, minecraft

Lizard🦎: Phasmophobia, subnautica, overcooked 2

Cereal 🥣: Valorant, Stardew, Phasmo, and honestly any game I play with lizard <3 

w

what makes you say that

not obsessed at all

Soooo, uhhhh, what should we play first? We have Undertale, Tf2, fnaf ultimate custom night and other fnaf games. Any other suggestions?

-Salzburg :>

I'd like to play Phasmophobia, but idk if our Laptop will be able to handle it.

-Upper Austria:3

Do you think @ask-aph-gaymer-nordics will play with us? Or just keep us company?

-Vorarlberg ;)

Does this mean the blog still takes ask!

hi again, it’s lizard and cereal :) we’re gonna use this ask as a lil life update

first off, to answer this question: we don’t know lmao. neither of us are sure we have the time/energy to commit to running this blog again, but maybe we will at some point in the near future? again, we don’t know yet :/

now, life update time:

so, uh, sorry for disappearing off the face of the earth! life kind of hit us both like a truck, and we just didn’t have the time to even think about this blog anymore. we both miss posting and making stupid videos, and talking to all of the super cool friends we made through this blog! lizard started university, and formed a band, so that’s what most of his time has been spent on, and cereal literally ended up moving to the other side of the world so, uh, life’s been pretty hectic for her. we’re both doing well now though! like we’ve said, we don’t really know if we’ll have the time to start posting (at least consistently) again since we’re both at university and are living at opposite ends of the world with an 8 hour time difference, but who knows! maybe we’ll make an epic return soon 😌

that’s all for now, hopefully we’ll post again soon, but no promises unfortunately

lots of love from ur favourite idiot duo,

lizard 🦎and cereal 🥣 ❤️

Two introverts and an extrovert bullshit their way through public speaking, what could possibly go wrong? 

-Ice 🇮🇸 

(this video was recorded during one of our discord streams (https://discord.com/invite/pchymkdJMc) so please welcome special guest @never-enough-fandoms yet again)

Your favourite drunk idiots back at it again defusing bombs (well, attempting to... it didn’t go so well this time) 

-Fin 🇫🇮

Do you all have ear piercings?? :0

Denmark 🇩🇰: Win or I'll piss.

Norway 🇳🇴: You'll have to piss then.

Denmark 🇩🇰: You really don't want me to do that.

Norway 🇳🇴: I kinda do tho.

Denmark 🇩🇰: 👀

*people who accidentally overheard the conversation*

Iceland 🇮🇸: 🤢 I feel sick.

Finland 🇫🇮: *silence* *insert cricket noises here*

Sweden 🇸🇪: *removes glasses* *puts in earplugs*

“What should I caption my post?” - Den

“Iceland is sucks so hard” -Ice

✨Hello✨

Sorry we took an impromptu break, both of us got super busy for a few days so we haven’t had much time to be very active, posts should be going back to normal now and we’ll finally get to the asks that have been sitting in our inbox lmfao

-Lizard & Cereal