Musk Is Going To Die In A Tesla Explosion In 6 Months After Sticking His Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

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New Year resolutions:

Be more faggot

Be more faggot

Even more faggot

Not kill myself

A little bit more faggot

the 'tried to kill you' to found family pipeline tho

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

buses are like huge docile animals to me. so sweet and gentle and kind. what a creature.

me: it seems to me that if the door is the cathedral's pussy, then the archivolts are its labia. wouldnt you agree, your excellency?

catholic bishop i cornered on his way to his car: the next time i pray i will ask god to kill you with lightning bolts

Excited for this outcome. Especially because Tumblr is so English-centric, even though a lot of people are not native speakers.

As always, reblog for a bigger sample size.

Put the actual language you write in in the tags!

big fan of repetition in poetry. like hell yeah say that shit again