I Think The Secret To Asking Smart Person Questions Is To Take A Dumb Question And Keep Making It Dumber

sir. permission to squeak freely?

girl i am not looking at your tits i prommy i just hate eye contact

thick muscle my beloved… like the kind that’s bulking up and carb loading, the kind you can sink your fingers into, the kind that’s all puffy and covered in a layer of fat, the kind you can lay your head on, the kind that’s not shredded but soft and pillowy and big and BULGING……

all software should be open source wtf. u expect me to run this on my own computer without knowing what its doing???

car manufacturers dont weld the hoods shut to keep ppl from copying their engines. books arent written with a military-grade cipher to avoid plagiarism. and we dont let food have "secret formulas" anymore bc too often one of the "secret ingredients" was fucking lead

when ur distributing a product to the public u forfeit the right to hide whats inside it, u dont get to hand out a black box and expect ppl to just trust u when u totally swear it doesnt have a microphone inside

my girlfriend keeps forgetting to check under the covers before flopping on the bed

Overly Honest Methods in science.

ggirl are y. are you a torrent bc i want to Seed you. im sorry

i am a ball pf anxiety and suicidal ideation

These movies made me who I am