My Girlfriend Keeps Forgetting To Check Under The Covers Before Flopping On The Bed

IF YOU CROSSTAG YOU ARE WEAK AND WON'T SURVIVE THE WINTER

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

i am a ball pf anxiety and suicidal ideation

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

Rodarte Fall 2023

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf

Okokok Ik we all talk about Will being a whore, and like we should, but like yknow who the biggest whore in that show is? Like exceeding even Hannibal, and Hannibal has probably slept with nearly everyone on that show. But the biggest slut of them all is Antony Dimmond, I've never seen such a slut in my life that man is on a whole new level of wanton whore-ery. Fucking- "I'm here to help you untwist.... to our mutual benefit ;)))" WHAT AN ABSOLUTE SLUT