Passed My Autopsy With Flying Colours. There Was So Much Inside Me

Mr krabs can I go home please

Sir

They are studying us in petri dishes

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

im a bunny girl in a bunny world im made of fluffy yeah lifes so silly

Right now, my code work, so I'm the greatest man alive this earth has ever seen, but maybe I'll get a bug soon and I'll immediatly become the dumbest person to ever walk the planet.

Programming is exhausting.

ggirl are y. are you a torrent bc i want to Seed you. im sorry

the 'tried to kill you' to found family pipeline tho

we are on like covid variant #100037 and rsv/flu/pneumonia cases are rising and people will show up unmasked and be like “yeah i’ve been sick for days :/” like. ok. Get the fuck away from me then? why are you out here breathing on everything. the very least you could be doing is masking. NOT hacking into open air every two seconds.