They Put Me On This Beautiful Earth 🌏 To Make 5 Note Textposts

Yeah, uh, we showed your boyfriend a series of human shaped holes. Yeah he, uh, found one made exactly for him. He did go in the hole. It goes all the way through the other side but it, uh, it slowly distorts shape as he goes through, so that it physically reforms his bones. Yeah, he's gonna come out the other side a little squiggly guy. Sorry

Happy (almost) New Year everyone!!! 🎉🎇🎆

I hope 2024 will be amazing and filled with stars for you ✨🌟🌠

ggirl are y. are you a torrent bc i want to Seed you. im sorry

stop listening to music and start listening to the sounds of nature. the “eagles?”The “rolling stones?” The “beetles?” Come into the beautiful forest with me and you will find all of those things friend…. I promise….If you just believe<3

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

Mr krabs can I go home please

Sir

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

"if you give people menstrual leave they will abuse of it to take days off" hell yeah baby!!!! lie to your boss! tell them youre on your period and get some holidays! tell them your period lasts 15 days and you need all of them off! work less and earn more! lets fucking gooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Confession:

I used to think Jerma was a Tumblr hoax. Like Goncharov 1973. I don't know why. But yeah. I didn't think he was real! Honestly, still not sure if I believe he exists...