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Mini Loki Protection Jar

Invoking Loki to help you make a neat protection and fortune Jar for your house, space, altar, etc.

What you’ll need:

Small/Short jar

Tiny cinnamon sticks to fit inside smol jar Twine

Nutmeg cloves

Cardamom

Cedar bark

Sage

Rosemary

Black pepper

Walnuts (cracked preferred)

A Rune (paper or carved) you associate with Loki (I like Fehu)

Optional: Dragon’s blood incense (or whichever Loki likes)

First, make an offering to Loki. That guy likes a bunch of weird stuff, so you do you. Burn some incense if you want.

shove a bunch of that cedar bark on the bottom. Make a fancy little bed for your stuff.

Next, Mix the rosemary and sage and make a second layer.

Then, put the Cardamom, cloves, and walnuts in.

Tie together your cinnamon sticks. Howver many as long as theyre gunna fit inside that jar. How many sticks? As many as you can shove in there. As many as you want. 

Stick those sticks inside their cozy jar bed.

Put rune on top of sticks.

Sprinkle with black pepper.

Seal jar, do a jig*

*Jig is optional

It’d be super awesome if you wanna make an altar of it or around it.

If something feels weird to you and/or Loki wants/doesnt want something, you do you and follow your gut.

Astarion voice: "I don't know if everyone is acting strange because [REDACTED] or if you're all just a bunch of weirdos."

Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes in What If…?

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Roleplay with Deadpool and Wolverine but it’s fucking stupid

~

You watched as Deadpool walked in, mask and suit in full glory. You were enamored as usual at the broad shoulders and defined muscles under the suit, thinking back to the times where you had taken it off of scared skin.

He wasn’t saying a single word, walking up to you and bringing his hand against your cheek gently, his hand slowly started to grip your chin, forcing you to look at him. It wasn’t something he would do, you’ve fucked him plenty of times to know he would never make you look at him. On the other hand

“He looks great in that suit doesn’t he!” You heard Wade yell, only the mask in front of you wasn’t moving.

With wide eyes you looked towards the voice, finding Wade standing there, leaning against the opened door. His face was visible, somewhat, only covered in variations of yellow and blue belonging to someone else.

“He made me do this.” You heard the whisper from in front of you, grip turning you towards him again. A laugh resounding from the other side of the room as Logan ripped the red and black mask off his head.

“You’re gonna enjoy it, she loves that fucking thing more than me.”

save him

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