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Can I get pegging with Thomas Hewitt?? Thank you!

i l o v e tommy and this is the only request i have for him :(( its a good one tho 👀 hope you enjoy dear anon

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Thomas has massive hands. All of him is massive - he’s towering and barrel-chested, with muscles hard and defined from labor and a plush softness to his belly and thighs from Luda Mae’s cooking - but it’s his hands that always grab your attention: the broad palms, the long, thick fingers, the pronounced calluses on his knuckles. His hands swallow yours when you interlace your fingers with his, effortlessly span the breadth of your hips. They wield chainsaw and hammer with a butcher’s efficiency, but they touch you like something holy; an icon to be protected, cherished.

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Dating Abby Headcanons

Fluff, nsfw, humour

Video credits from twitter user abbyvibe

Before actually dating

- Abby was the first one who was interested (but denies it 'til this day)

- lots of intense gazes from her

- cracking lots of jokes (absolutely dumb ones) just to see you smile

- lingering touches !!

- like she WILL help you go over a log, even when it’s less than a foot tall

- and of course her hands would be on your waist, or lower back (and honestly you don’t really mind 👀)

- letting you braid her hair into French braids

- teaching you how to fight and wrestle (and yes, she’d always have her hands on you)

Dating

- you were the one who asked her out first cause she was taking WAY too long to make a move on you

- (you might’ve asked after watching her smack the living shit out of a runner, I’d do the same tbh)

- you being the only person who gets to see her with her hair down

- making her a SHIT TON of Christmas stockings

- her leaving all the m&m's for you in a trail mix (she lied saying that the raisins were her favourite, she just likes seeing your face light up when you eat the chocolate)

- Abby being an unnecessarily HUGE tease

- she’d always wear sleeveless shirts around you

- flexing her arms when cooking, doing laundry, making her bed, just any time that your eyes fall on her

- also wearing exceptionally tight shorts when not on a mission just to show off

- asking you if a scar on her stomach looks normal

- "hey y/n? Can you come and look a this? It kinda looks weird."

*her lifting her shirt and showing you her abs*

"Abby, there’s- I mean- there’s nothing there" you’d say all flustered

- and of course she’d have her dumbass shit-eating smirk plastered on her face

- you teasing her when you notice her being scared (not for her fear of heights tho!)

- *after very aggressively killing a rat king *

"ok Abby, can we go now?"

*her staring at you with her jaw dropped to the floor*

"What?"

"I thought that you were, I don’t know, softer than that"

"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

"I’ve never seen you fight like that, that’s all. You just busted this rat king's ass like nothing, and you can’t even kill a stalker!"

"Abby! I’m about to beat your ass! Are you serious!? Have you seen these motherfuckers!? Stalkers are literally spawns of the devil!"

"I mean, baby it was ᴴᵒᵗ and-"

"Says the one who always asks me to kill the spiders"

"It was literally a tarantula, yesterday!!!"

- Abby being highkey obsessed with your thighs and butt

- one way or the other, her hands will always find their way to these areas

- literally uses them as her pillow

- often (way too often) eyeing them up and down (and you always catch her)

- her being kinda possessive of you

- you’re hers

- and she’ll let everyone know

-*bringing her on a date*

"Wait, y/n. Is this a date?"

"Yes??"

"We’re dating??"

"Abby! I swear to go-"

"I’m just playing with you, baby!"

Nsfw

- the sex???? Out of this world

- it’s your pleasure over hers

- she loves seeing the effects she has over you

- very much into oral

- obsessed with the way you smell and taste

- she will most definitely use her strap, but her mouth will be what finishes you off

- y’all mostly get down to business after a mission, a gym session, or during a late night

- miss girl got a VERY HIGH sex drive

- will accidentally (accidentally? Please.) overstimulate you cause hearing your noises just fuels her energy to make you go over the edge again and again and again

- Abby is definitely rough in bed, but very kind and soft at the same time (very attentive)

- she cares about you a lot

- *telling her how hot she is and how turned on she makes you in the middle of a make out session*

"Ooh, someone wants to get laid"

Later in the relationship

- not being married, but she did get you a ring

- adopting a baby when Lev gets a little bit older

- naming them Riley

- Abby being an amazing mother

- she’d be really invested in Riley's and Lev's life

- will probably teach Riley the different bones in the body first, instead of the alphabet

- "abc's are for pussies" she whispered to you one night

- you going along with it cause your 1 year old baby literally knows where the ulna is, and it’s the end of the world who cares??

- Lev teaching them how to use a bow and arrow

- Abby teaching them how to fight

- *Riley poking your side to get your attention, while you’re chopping up wood for the fireplace*

"Yes, my love?"

"Look what mama taught me! Lev come here, I wanna demonstrate!"

*lev walking up to them, not knowing what’s gonna happen*

“Mama calls this one the brain buster!"

*your eyes opening wide then dropping your axe on the floor to run to them, before they literally break Lev's neck*

- seeing Abby in the back clapping her hands and cheering them on

Extra

- "Riley ? What’s that in your hand?"

"A knife!"

"NOOO"

-* walking through your garden, then feeling a rope attach around your ankle*

"Not again.."

*getting yeeted into the air, upside down, caught by a trap, but being unphased cause it’s the 12th time it happened this month*

"Please let me down!"

You’d plea, as you hear a trio of laughs in the bushes.

- *you laying on your stomach watching the kids play in the yard, while Abby‘s laying on her back with her head on your butt*

"Can’t believe you had a crush on me"

"Abby, yo-"

"That’s so embarrassing"

"You had a crush on ME first"

"Well, if I had a crush on you first, I would’ve asked you out first!"

Anyway y’all literally do live happily ever after.

I am rotating them in my mind

*Running during a mission*

Y/n: Okay, we have three men on our left and two men on our right, let's spread. Remember, we have what we need, we must avoid a figh tat any coast and escape as soon as --

Bucky: *catches a knife before it hurts y/n*

Sam: Oh shit.

Bucky: I'm about to kill them all.

Y/n: Babe...

Bucky: Don't "babe" at me, doll: no one touches you.

Maybe it's just my proximity to middle age, but for my money, Halsin is the most attractive romanceable character in BG3 by a mile. He's kind. He's courteous. He takes responsibility for his mistakes and undertakes to fix them without roping you into a bunch of drama about it and then goes on to help you save the world just because he likes you. He's a leader with a healthy ambivalence about leadership. He's effectively an eco-socialist with deep and abiding convictions about the treatment of the underprivileged, especially children. He is passionately romantic about you while also decrying the constraints and jealousies of compulsory monogamy. AND he's built like a brick shithouse and will fuck your brains out. I'm just not seeing what's not to love about this man.

HELLO HI, to people who were like "WHAT??!?" to my original post that said that halsin GROANS INTO THE KISS.

here you go :))

RAHHHHHHHHHHH THIS MAN HAS ME SO FERAL HGFJDHGKJFDHGKJFDHGKDFJH

stretch & leatherface (bts)

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Astarion voice: "I don't know if everyone is acting strange because [REDACTED] or if you're all just a bunch of weirdos."