Could You Imagine Any Shit Ass Naval Officer Trying To Make Idle Small Talk With The Wheezing Refrigerator

have star wars writers (dave) considered that i dont want thrawn to be evil i want him to be complex. i want him to get into Shenanigans with ezra. i want him to go home and see eli & all of his girlboss friends. i want him to meet his sister. i don’t want him to be evil let sloane bring back the empire!! let her be the evil girlboss!!

"Why is a raven like a writings desk?"

Thank you for indulging me in my horny brainrots !

He's not keen on cunni but he's a killer at fingering ! Boy oh boy those hands do wonders, and he takes great pride at making you cum only with his fingers, especially when he's youger. 😩 He would look you in the eyes and licks his fingers clean with a smirk.

Thrawn is the opposite, he's the cunni boy of our hearts❤️

I welcome all Thurfian thots and headcannons, I am now hooked. Seriously need those fics now.

Yeah, I can see that. His fingers are so long and slender. And you look so good laid in front of him, how could he resist?

But on that note, he is all for you servicing him.

Whenever, Wherever - Shakira

Lucky that I love a foreign land for

The lucky fact of your existence

Baby, I would climb the Andes solely

To count the freckles on your body

Never could imagine there were only

Ten million ways to love somebody

Don’t mind me… I’m just appreciating Thrawn’s little freckles

Reverse Robins AU!

Damian | Timothy | Jason | Dick

• Early Life:

Dick, Richard, was raised in a circus. The son of Mary and John Grayson, the trio was known as the Flying Graysons in their heyday, but like all good things the circus days had to come to an end. When Dick was nine the Graysons' act was sabotaged by the villain Tony Zucco, who cut Mary and John's lines while they were preforming their famous trapeze act. Dick watched as his parents fell to their deaths.

Lucky for him Bruce and his eldest son, Damian, were both in the stands to witness to atrocity. And to help him through the aftermath.

• First Outing:

Many will assume that Dick is the golden child, but that title was given later in life. When he was first adopted by Bruce Wayne, Dick was a feral child. Hell bent on killing the man who took his parents. Bruce couldn't stop him as he snuck out of the house with one of his brothers' knives, but he did manage to convince him to bring Zucco to justice properly instead of executing him.

Dick would have a second "first outing" after taking up a superhero mantle, with Damian under the Batman cowl. While their time together as partners would be short, Dick would prefer working with his eldest brother more than with Bruce.

• The Name:

While Batman and Shadow both tried to convince young Dick to take on the name of Aves and carry on the legacy, Dick retired that mantle permanently. Instead taking up the name that would define him for his entire life, based on the nickname his mother gave to him: Robin.

• Home Life:

Dick has the best home life, by far. He is quickly named the baby of the family.

Bruce, Damian, and Tim are all overly protective of the little Boy Wonder. Who lives up to his name, always asking questions and always filled with life. He is immediately accepted as their littlest brother, and they all swear never to have a repeat of Jason.

• Independence:

Dick remains Batman's sidekick for far longer than any of the others, staying by his side for ten years, until he's nineteen. He fights along side both the Teen Titans and Young Justice, as well as a multitude of other superhero teams during that time.

When he outgrows the Robin mantle it is retired. And he once again honors the memory of his parents with his new moniker Nightwing.

Thrawn: Can I shoot them?

His handlers: Not in public.

thrawn + politics = chaos (reference fully intended)

sooo i’m really making a quotes masterpost of thrawn’s political incompetence aren’t i. timothy zahn was like “i need to make sure the reader knows how politically inept thrawn is AT ALL TIMES” and it’s so delightful that i ain’t even mad. (and to be fair, it’s really fucking relatable.)

thanks to the ascendancy novels we know that not only imperial politics are a problem for him, but it’s always been … an issue, even in the ascendancy. so we’re doing this thing full on chronologically, beginning with the memories sections in chaos rising. buckle up kids because it’s going to be a LONG ride.

i’m mostly making this post for reference so feel free to skip to the parts that interest you—there are headings for every novel—because i honestly can’t imagine someone wants to read ALL THAT (and that’s probably not even all of it because i’m sure i missed some moments). sjdgdg enjoy!!!

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Is Audible worth it? I just want to finally listen to all of the Thrawn books (I love the snippets I've heard of Marc Thompson's voice), but will I actually save anything? Or would it be better to buy them individually?

Audible is $14.95/month aka 1 credit per month or 1 free book per month, but the Thrawn audiobooks range from a little less to a little more than $15 each. There is a plan that is $119.50/year, that give you 12 credits.

Buying books individually: $171.25

Monthly plan: $179.40

Yearly plan: $119.50

But once I get these books, I'll probably never use it again seeing as I don't really listen to audiobooks.

If you couldn't tell this was me thinking outloud, I problem solve better when I'm speaking to someone else.

Eli Vanto (reciting his script): I have been sent to warn you of the oncoming storm. The death of the Acendancy. The great evil that is coming your way. I come as a sign of good faith, I come at the bidding of Grand Admiral Mitth'raw'nuruodo. For proof I have his most prized journal.

Thurfian: ...you smell funny.

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The story of Megatronus and Orion Pax through music:

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• "The Other Side" - Hugh Jackman, Zac Efron

• "Burn For You" - Barlow & Bear

• "Achilles, Come Down" - Gang of Youths

• "I Found" - Amber Run

• "To Build a Home" - The Cinematic Orchestra

• "What About Us" - P!NK

• "Walked Through Hell" - Anson Seabra

• "Castle On the Hill" - Ed Sheeran

• "I See Fire" - Ed Sheeran