Something About Rooftops And Confessions...

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THE PITT 1.12 • 6:00 P.M.

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

Ah, I see. Thank you for your honesty. Please, take as much as you need. There will be enough for everyone.

A change of scenery. Simple, but marvelous.

A glimpse into your future, for you brave souls! (Divination is tricky business, tread carefully my dear!)

Knowledge from the universe, eh? Perhaps this will be of interest to you.

Rest for the weary, right this way. It's a personal favourite of mine.

A home-cooked meal you say? I like how you think! A labour of love worth savoring (and sharing with friends!)

For something to pass the time, try looking here, or if that doesn't hit the spot, here.

Seeking adventure to a far-off place? I know a way to get you there.

✨

I hope you found what you were looking for!

if you are reading this then, here’s a fun fact: fifteen minutes of laughing can have the same effect as getting a few extra hours of sleep.

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Dolphins purposely kill their young so they can mate with the female again. They also hate porpoise young and kill them, but sometimes mistake baby sharks for baby porpoises an kill them.

Much as I adore hippos, this is undeniably just. (via @persian-slipper)

folk hero really

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

I'm at a :.|:; for words.