if you are reading this then, here’s a fun fact: fifteen minutes of laughing can have the same effect as getting a few extra hours of sleep.
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
This is possibly the most insane national security story in the last 50 years. Includes a massive text chain between senior members of the Trump admin gaming out foreign policy and war plans on Signal, and they accidentally added a reporter to the group chat.
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Dont flame me
Jjk x nevermore
I stopped to think about what lenore would look like as a Sukuna type look and ive been thinking abt it nonstop now …
But then I thought of lenore as gojo and annabel as geto and their angst and i stg
I S W E A R
ITS A NEED
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If this is not tax fraud, the laws need to be rewritten.
listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it
in love with a muggleborn or the cissamione time travel au where the time traveler accidentally falls in love with Narcissa Black but has to return to her own timeline and so, now back in the future, Hermione finally figures out why Narcissa (Malfoy) has been giving her so many heartbroken and wistful looks for the longest time. The first thing Hermione tells Narcissa after she returns from the past is, “I remember everything now.”
or, the notebook kiss but make it cissamione
I have died every day waiting for you Darling, don’t be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years I’ll love you for a thousand more
And all along I believed I would find you Time has brought your heart to me I have loved you for a thousand years I’ll love you for a thousand more
Every breath Every hour has come to this
One step closer
- A Thousand Years
losing my MIND
23 She/He/They PanCall me LeeAFAB Masc presentingStill perpetuately tired asf
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