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i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

Being a crow sounds like such a fun existence it’s like

1. Wake up

2. Eat some garbage

3. Find a rabbit to fuck with because you just hate rabbits so much

4. Get to the top of a very tall tree and scream for at least two hours so that people know you’re a crow

5. Join your 3 crow friends in someone’s backyard and just fucking hop around like a goof ball

6. Yell some more

7. Okay that was good enough go to sleep!

8. Repeat

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The 3 stages of a cat yawn

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

Based on a conversation about the shellphone I had a few weeks back

Hauling my spoils home (several pounds of meats and cheeses)

Fascinating! Though it does appear that being I'm ace as hell and extremely bad at identifying what's supposed to be hot, I've fallen for the classic "I was so caught up in the euphoria of old-timey inspired-clothing that for a minute I lived in a world where the tumblr sexyman didn't exist."

Also, thanks! I hate it!

I actually think it’s very cool of the portal fandom that so many people decided to give characters waist coats and cravats and sleeve garters and shit like that. There’s literally no good reason for it is there? They’re all from, like, the early 2000′s. But folks realized that actually that’s a banger look and everyone should just dress that way

Shoutout to my neighbor whose watch must have been running a minute fast because he was shooting off what sounded like a damn canon at 11:58 PM

What a fucking way to end 2020 lmao