>Implying Wheatley Deserves The Bare Minimum Of Respect 🤔

This guy.

I drew this very specific ace artist meme with Mothman because I wanted to feel some happiness specific to me.

I actually think it’s very cool of the portal fandom that so many people decided to give characters waist coats and cravats and sleeve garters and shit like that. There’s literally no good reason for it is there? They’re all from, like, the early 2000′s. But folks realized that actually that’s a banger look and everyone should just dress that way

i stroll into the little saltwater store in the city. a border collie comes barreling over and begins nibbling my toes through my open heels. the dude behind the counter introduces himself and asks me if i have any tanks at home or if he needs to set one up for me. i tell him that i have 16 tanks and ask him if he has any personal ones before he can comment on that number. he proceeds to say “yeah, i have a 120 in my office. it has a clam in it.” i cautiously respond “oh, a clam?” and he whips out his phone which already has a livestream up on it. it’s centered on the biggest clam i’ve ever seen, just chillin’ in this tank and taking up half of the available floorspace in a 120 gallon. “that’s my baby,” he says, and points at the unholy bivalve in case i didn’t notice it on my own. there are now two border collies snorfling at my toes while i stare in awe at this dude’s gigantic fucking clam

Posting some more art fight attacks now that the event is over! Not all of the ones I did, but some of my favorites :) Character credits under the cut.

Top to bottom, left to right:

Velos | LonerEevee (Tumblr, Artfight)

Fein | Yampie (Tumblr, Artfight)

Horntail | RandomObject (Artfight)

Ansel | Kaiiquz (Tumblr, Artfight)

Zenaku Jintao | Shadowflux (Artfight)

The 3 stages of a cat yawn

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

Sticking some comments/observations about terrible job listings I’ve seen as of late below the cut.

I’ve been job-searching as of late and some of the job profiles I’ve seen are just. So pathetic, especially in terms of low-balling candidates.

I saw one that I thought was particularly bold with “this internship is unpaid, but we value our mentors’ time at $6,000/month” yeah well unless your internship program’s mentoring is paying 18k to my rent and groceries, I don’t care. I certainly wouldn’t pay that much for the pleasure of learning from you lot.

Saw one particularly bold opening for a web developer (? I think it was that) that was straight up “you won’t receive any compensation for your work until the finished product begins pulling income” Hello???? People join start-ups for the stock options, pay, and environment -- here, all you are is a guy with an idea who’s getting a programmer to make it for you for free, and maybe you’ll pay them if it becomes successful down the line.

One rather shifty job listing had something along the lines of “we’re a team of three with our own discord server; join our experienced developers in developing our start-up of a unique shopping site.” They’re three random guys in a Discord server brainstorming the 10,000th shopping site, they’re not even a real startup.

And all the unpaid internships!! Occasionally I’ll see one company spam-post a dozen+ unpaid internships all at once, all being full-time and having a huge list of qualifications and responsibilities. Pro tip: if a company is unpaid, uncompensated interns all the way down and they’re all working on huge projects that the company will be making a profit off of, it’s illegal.

Special shoutout to the companies that make you take a coding assessment before they’ll even consider your resume. I’m not great with leetcode and I recognize that it’s very common in the application/interview process for this field, but I refuse to spend a few hours on an online assessment or take-home assignment that was sent out to all 2 thousand of us applying for this role, only to be filtered out afterwards not because of the results of the assessment that wasn’t even looked at by a person, but because my resume wasn’t in the top 50 or whatever (also not looked at by a person).

Also just the general annoyingness that job sites get up to. The “recruiter” agencies that spam regular job listings with their “sign up and we’ll match you with a job” stuff. And the job sites that make you create a login just to apply, and then spam you with random emails about other jobs, etc. etc.

Also the random...spam jobs, I guess is what they are? Ones that are clearly duplicates of other listings, and don’t even have the company name changed. I assume they’re just to fish for personal information and add you to calling lists or something.

I dunno. This post is written more aggressive than I feel, I’m more just vaguely dissatisfied in a I’m-not-mad-just-disappointed way. Job applications hard haha

This next test involves the Aperture Science Pain-Limited Insufferable New Killing Obstacle. Or "PLINKO" for short. Originally designed for equines, we have now repurposed it for human testing. Good luck.

A little homage to the Animorphs. I wanted to get these images done before ramping back up on getting work done on the comic again!

First we have an Andalite concept, probably Ax. Pretty much a buffed out version of Ax, maybe he’s really gotten into crossfit.

Next a Hork-bajir, looking hopefully at the sunrise. Maybe coming up to the crest of the valley before heading back down in the daylight.

Finally, a Yeerk Wanted Poster of the Animorphs featuring Rachel, Cassie, Tobias, Jake, Ax and Marco. I wouldn’t want to make this bunch mad in a dark alley!

Hope you guys are as pumped as I am about this series- for the record, I’d LOVE to do movie concepts for an Animorphs film. HINT HINT.

LET’S DO IT!

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This was the first slide of my class lecture tonight and I think it sums up the college experience pretty well