Missing That Bastard, Lestat De Lyingcunt Or Whatever His Name Is

Well okay

I *need* to know how it gets around.

what if there was a snabbit. just consider it

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

Hey babe wanna take my spine? Not in a sexy way

There was a little ladybug charm in my kindergarten classroom.

I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything

🎶 How do you like your eggs in the morning?🎶

With all of the money in the cash register.

Me, 14, at school wearing a dress with a HUGE petticoat and matching makeup and accessories: Wow it's crazy that no one knows I'm queer! Everyone just looks at me and goes "straight" cause I'm so ultra-femme. Wild

FAFSA

Worst dog name, go.

Stories that would be improved by polyamory:

Dracula: it's basically a novel of kitchen-table polyamory already, but this way someone might actually kiss Jack Seward.

A Midsummer Night's Dream: just let them all have an orgy at the end. I feel like they'd be into it. Puck's invited too if he wants.

Bridget Jones' Diary: why force a choice between Mark and Daniel if there was the option to have both?

Any Arthuriana: less cheating, more honesty, fewer duels, more snogging, everyone's a winner.

Stories that would be made worse by polyamory:

Wuthering Heights: dear God do not give Cathy and Heathcliff a reason to drag more people into their terrible relationship than are already involved.

dude i am so tired all the time. for what purpose bro im youthful as Fuck