Stories that would be improved by polyamory:
Dracula: it's basically a novel of kitchen-table polyamory already, but this way someone might actually kiss Jack Seward.
A Midsummer Night's Dream: just let them all have an orgy at the end. I feel like they'd be into it. Puck's invited too if he wants.
Bridget Jones' Diary: why force a choice between Mark and Daniel if there was the option to have both?
Any Arthuriana: less cheating, more honesty, fewer duels, more snogging, everyone's a winner.
Stories that would be made worse by polyamory:
Wuthering Heights: dear God do not give Cathy and Heathcliff a reason to drag more people into their terrible relationship than are already involved.
No :(
anyone remember anything
sorry for being cute and earnest and silly I’ll try harder to be more nonchalant and unbothered and mysterious
dude i am so tired all the time. for what purpose bro im youthful as Fuck
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
Hey babe wanna take my spine? Not in a sexy way
charged guilty with the crime of wanting
watching my husband and his daughter and her girlfriend get sentenced to death and shaking my head the entire time so they know i think its wrong
Woke up from an accidental nap and I can remember that I had some sort of epiphany during the dream but can't remember what the fuck it was. Frustrating
down, down, down...