Recently Showed Pinocchio (1940) To My Partner And It Was Delightful To See How Much They Hated Jiminy

Thank you!!

Someone should get me a cinnamon roll

thighs

ohhhh i get it now. the little seed of loneliness i’ve carried with me since i was five will never go away

Stories that would be improved by polyamory:

Dracula: it's basically a novel of kitchen-table polyamory already, but this way someone might actually kiss Jack Seward.

A Midsummer Night's Dream: just let them all have an orgy at the end. I feel like they'd be into it. Puck's invited too if he wants.

Bridget Jones' Diary: why force a choice between Mark and Daniel if there was the option to have both?

Any Arthuriana: less cheating, more honesty, fewer duels, more snogging, everyone's a winner.

Stories that would be made worse by polyamory:

Wuthering Heights: dear God do not give Cathy and Heathcliff a reason to drag more people into their terrible relationship than are already involved.

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

Yesssss

The Intrepid Heroes return for a new season of Dimension 20, arriving on Dropout starting June 4th!

Prepare to go upward, skyward - nay, Cloudward Ho! ☁️

No :(

anyone remember anything

they should invent a brain that doesn’t tell you mean things at night time

Watching Brennan on game changer is like watching someone be psychologically tortured for sport.

I love it so much.