In China Sony Marketed Venom As A "perfect Boyfriend" And The Posters Look Like This

a collection: polnareff on a box

🙏 🙏 🙏 reblog so speedwagon may bless ur blog 🙏 🙏 🙏

This is one of the best things ever created. The original vid is great too

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Accurate representation of me at the theatre watching HTTYD 3

Reblog if you still love Rise of the guardians

Some of these pictures are of lava rock, and others are of smokers’ lungs—can you tell us how many of each? Even if you can’t, one thing is for certain. Cigarette smoking can harm nearly every organ in your body.

@ disney y’all were supposed to make him old and ugly!!! i am NOT going to be able to sit in that theater for two and a half hours and hear this jafar talking to that dumbass parrot and say shit like “oh i love how your nasty little mind works” because ill have to get up and leave im not gonna be able to do it

NOOOOOOOOOO