A Collection: Polnareff On A Box

Give him a big ol' hug

Wolfrun is at your door

what do you do?

no offence to the deflated tits polnareff, but

This is one of the best things ever created. The original vid is great too

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Massive tits

Lack of wits

Here he is

The big french bitch

okay so get ready for a fucking essay ufdkvhfd

To me, Tallest Red and Purple are the only two characters in the show that could ever be considered a pairing canonically. I’ll try to explain my thoughts as clearly as I can but just in case, sorry if you see any funky grammar mistakes ! english is not my native language lol

1# They’re the only two characters that actually thoroughly enjoy spending time with each other.

• “ But Evan ! Zim and GIR have a strong bond ! ”

Yes! And no.. Zim really does love GIR even if he can also find him incredibly annoying, it’s been shown multiple times in the show ! What really breaks the “harmonious friendship” between the two is GIR’s defectiveness. GIR is an unstable crazy robot, some of the things he does can seem cute and encouraging but those things are often just proven to be completely random

for example giving an anxious Zim two thumbs up when he’s about to knock at Dib’s door and then squishing his head for far away when he turns around.

It’s also been shown in an episode that if GIR wasn’t a defect he would just straight up kill Zim for being a threat to the mission. It’s,, really fucking sad

• “ A lot of characters spend time together in the show ! ”

Again, yes and no ! A lot of characters do spend time with each other in the show but only because they’re obligated to. 

Dib and Gaz are siblings, they’re forced to bare each other’s shenanigans and even then they often don’t. Dib HAS to stop Zim from destroying the Earth and Zim has to neutralize Dib so he can feel somewhat special and succeed in his mission. GIR is Zim’s robot assistant, it’s his duty to just stay with him (and even then he’s often not really listening, he’s just watching tv jfhdkfdg).

Now you might think that Red and Purple also fall in this category, being two Tallest, they’re obligated to spend time with each other. Not so ! our tall boyos have also been shown together in the cancelled episode The Trial when they were a lot younger !

+ that’s just a hc but a lot of people think that they basically cheated their way to royalty and modified their bodies. If that were the case, that’d mean they chose to be Tallest together.

#2 Their personalities complete each other

The way they interact shows just how dependent they are of one another. • They interact with other Irkens following what the other is going to say or do If Purple says he likes something Red will always defend it or just go with it

Purple who’s probably become used to the favoritism and being spoiled will sometimes just throw tantrums for the sake of it

Also he likes to mimic Red and well that’s just really fucking cute

• Lastly, They only treat each other with respect

They insult Skoodge, try to get Zim killed, humiliate Bob, mock the Resisty and treat the other invaders/soldiers like meaningless objects, even Skrang, the equivalent of a Royal scientist is just seen as completely uninteresting to them.

However ! They love playing table tennis, enjoy eating and laughing together, they play with action figures, make puppets of themselves and play pranks. In others words it’s not like they enjoy spending time with everyone, they ONLY enjoy and tolerate each other’s company, everyone is a pain to interact with. also there was a gay joke in the episode Battle Of The Planets and I’m 5 so have it

also click here for a gay scene I like 

Today, we will be talking about Shadow the hedgehog and his smaller-than-a-walnut penis

Where's Enter the Florpus?

Amazing!

If “Gargoyles” was an anime. Part 1 of ?

So… I made this like 2 weeks ago but wasn’t sure about posting it, but I got convinced by some people of a chat i’m in.

I like it but I know I can (and will) do it better