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Creation of NASA

“1969 July 16: Family watching blast off on TV with crossed fingers. NASA. Space Program" 

On July 29, 1958, Dwight D. Eisenhower signed legislation to create The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA). The organization absorbed its predecessor, the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics (NACA), after the Soviet Union launched its first satellite in October 1957.A few years later, President Kennedy announced an ambitious goal for the U.S. to put a man on the moon before the end of the 1960’s. On July 20th, 1969, eleven years after NASA was created, Neil Armstrong became the first man to set foot on the lunar surface.

Eugene Payne Cartoon Collection. J. Murrey Atkins Library Special Collections, University of North Carolina at Charlotte.

Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone

Let’s pretend that we’re together all alone

I’ll tell the man to turn the jukebox way down low

And you can tell your friend there with you he’ll have to go

-”He’ll Have to Go”, Nat King Cole 

Okay. My brain is sick because it generates jokes like this, but I just have to share it.

Horny plus three

That's it.

Nice to meet u, Dwarde.

Presented without comment.

This is just a sketch. Not ready yet.

With all my love, Mr. Collins!

How she looked into his eyes...

Jack Kennedy with his daughter Caroline - 1963

Neil:

Portrait of Myself By Robert Francis Kennedy

“I am thirteen years old, and about five feet two inches tall, I have got a lot of freckles. I have Hazel eyes, and blond hair which is plenty hard to keep down because I have so many licks, and so much of it. I am not very fat, but fat enough. I weigh about one hundred pounds. I take about five and a half shoe. I have a pretty good character on the whole, but my temper is not too good. I am not jealous of anyone, I have got a very loud voice, and talk a lot, but sometimes my talk is not very interesting. I have quite good tastes for food, but there is a lot of things I don’t like at all for instence [sic] cabbage, fish pie, Brussels sprouts, colif flower [sic], and pears. I love almost everything, cholcet [sic]. I like the cinema very much, and go very often. I go to the theatre once and a while, and like it quite well. I like football, but I like American football much better. I don’t like cricket very much I like baseball a lot. Going swimming is one of my favorite sports. I like skiing one of the best, and I think I am the best at this sport out of all the thing I do. I can’t dive very well, but like it to a cirten [sic] exstant [sic]. I think this is a portrait of my self.”

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Bobby photographed with his father Joe on holiday in Eden Roc, France 1937.

Astronauts undergoing a psychological test with white sheets and spots.

No one:

Literally no one:

Mike: These are polar bears having sex on the snow.

NASA: You are accepted.

Mike: