Astronauts Undergoing A Psychological Test With White Sheets And Spots.

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When searching for photos and information regarding our favorite space heroes, one wonderful website is johnwyoung.org. Along with quotes, links, and a whole lotta stuff about our favorite John Young, there are some excellent photos, like the one shown above. It seems to be an ordinary shot of the Apollo 10 crews during breakfast, but no, John has to make a face. No normal picture this time. It also appears he is looking at the glass of orange juice in front of him…

Neil:

I feel like these lovely ladies outside the window.

Collins family and of course, sweet little Mike.

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I always look like the second photo of Frank...

Frank Borman 

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Well. I won't use watercolors, and I didn't want to use them. I don't have an art education, so... Yeah I know I have mistakes. I tried my best, with all my love, but damn... Bobby! You deserve better.

Introducing the New Nine, LIFE Magazine, September 28, 1962.

My favorite things about this photo, in no particular order:

Ed White’s expression

Jim and Frank. Just in general. But also that weird bald patch on Frank’s head.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT PETE. PETE, I LOVE YOUR FACE.

The little blurbs about them on the side are totally distressing: why are they giving out these poor fellas’ heights and weights?

On that same note, why is John so goddamn heavy? He’s the wiriest of the lot of them! My money is on that ridiculously broad upper body. And by “my money is on his upper body,” I mean “I wish my hands were on his upper body.”

I totally did not just say that.

Why was this photo taken from up in a tree? I think Ralph Morse had some serious problems with being on the ground. He’s always photographing things from really curious angles.

John:

Hey kid it's mah cake... Don't touch mah cake okay!?

Mike:

Poor...piece of cake!!

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My dad burned the moon with a flamethrower.

I still can’t stop thinking about this picture