×Hello?×

"Ready to roll, Jim?"

°nod°

"Perfect! I'm excited, are you excited Jim?"

°another nod, accompanied by a smile°

"Yeah, this is going to be so cool. Usually we're the ones out there- asking the big questions. It'll be interesting, to say the least, to have a chance to be the ones with the questions asked of us. Otherwise though- we proceed as normal, we never know when the next big scoop will show up! We have to be vigilant, Jim."

°the sounds of a camera being turned on can be heard, it is time to begin°

[[Reporter Jim and Cameraman Jim are now available for Questions]]

Hey, hey, oh no... you’re in the void too... Alright.. ok, here. Don’t listen to the music that may start playing or the cobra that you met. They’re hypnotizing the others and have already gotten Google and Host under their control. Be careful you two!! -Neb

"Oh no, crap, we have to help them- I trust you Neb, haven't given us a reason not to yet, and we'll try to avoid any music, but do you know any way we can help them? We need to get out of here, but we can't abandon anyone still here, controlled or not!"

°a firm nod, he looks equally distressed. Please, we can't just leave these things to use Host and Google.°

Host walks over to where the Jims are standing. Because they want to address something to all the Jims present at the moment, they ask, "Jim?"

*CJ smiles and RJ waves.*

"Hi Host!"

°Hello Host!°

*NJ grabs a cup out of the cabinet as RJ nods and slides into the kitchen. The mug is handed over, coffee is poured, and the reporter calls over.*

"What do you take in it?"

"Hiya!"

°Oh- hello there!°

*RJ waves with a hand not occupied by a book.*

"Hi!"

*NJ gives a wave from the kitchen.*

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

*the kitten felt confused, but is too tired to question* ..meow.. *they didn't care as long as they were warm*

°CJ nods, slipping over to an armchair and taking a throw blanket off of it. He arranges it so it looks like a little blanket nest on one side of the bed, warm and cozy looking. Hope you like it in here, this should be warm enough°

"Yeah, Jim's a bird, he's good at this."

°Caw caw, Jim. Anyway, bedtime you two°

*RJ gently scoops up the kitten and crosses the distance between the kitchen and living room, placing the kitten in the middle of the nest, before flopping more gently than he would have overwise onto the other side*

"I'm not sleeping, just resting a little so I can stay up longer."

°I am also totally going to lay down and not fall asleep.°

"Hilarious."

°I am peak comedy.°

*the sigh is tired, but fond*

"G'Night, Jim. Sweet dreams Snow Ears."

"Goodnight Jim, Snow Ears, both of you- sleep well."

*CJ snuggles down into the couch, a throw blanket over him too, RJ tugged his own blanket up, sighing softly.*

A gift piece for some dear friends of mine! Some humor/adventure, with a dose of stupidity!

@spiritwolfguide, @lilsprout-exe, @oasisofgalaxies, @anon-jims I love you guys tons!

—-

With a groan, Alphie lifts their head, trying to recall details of what happened and how they ended up tied to a chair.

There’s something almost cliche about this scenario. They’re in a darkened room, waking up with their arms tied behind a chair. Judging from the way the tape is wrapped around their wrists, Alphie can guess whoever the kidnapper is has experience with kidnap.

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I don’t know if you guys have heard about pridefall yet, but here’s the gist (from a Discord server):

-I don’t see a post on this yet, so I want to bring attention to it. There is something happening on June 1st called operation pride fall, the only forms or social media considered to be safe are qoutve and discord, there is also talk of mass murdering, raping, and threatening people of the LGBTQ+ community. Please stay inside and be careful, I would recommend turning off your social media for the day as well, because they plan on going through TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc. and looking on small accounts to see who has their sexuality or gender identity in that persons bio, and they will be commenting and DMing terrible homophobic and threatening text to members of the LGBTQ+ community.

Please be mindful! I know I’m a small blog so not many people will see this so um…

I hate to tag you, but, @official-lucifers-child , can you boost this? Sorry for the trouble.

Jims, hii!! How long ago did you start your jobs? I guess you're in it for a while now

°CJ waves and smiles at you°

"Hi there! And yes, we've been at our current jobs for a while now- I'd say around four years? Feels like both forever and yet like we've only just begun! In a good way though, rarely a dull moment in the world we live in right Jim?"

°a thumbs up and a nod°

For every reblog there is, another day I'll hold off on giving up...I guess...