*the Kitten Wiggled, Agreeing With Him As The Plane Flew. He Saw The Man Worried, So He Purrs*

*the kitten feels tall* mew *he is happy* mew *they wish for destruction* mew *they purr happily*

*he rolls his eyes a bit, this was not his cat, he was not keeping them, but it also was not like he was going to move them*

A young looking adventurer wanders up to the Jims to introduce himself. He extends his hand for a handshake. "Hello there, my name's Illinois." - anon-illinois

*RJ is the one who extends his hand out, shaking the offered hand of the adventurer.*

"Hey there! I'm RJ, these two are my brothers- CJ and NJ. Nice to meet you"

“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

Oi, mates, ow ya goin'? Anythin' interestin' ya're workin' on?

°the camera is focused on you at first, but pans over to Jim°

"I think we're doing ok so far, right Jim?"

°A nod°

"We had a lead on something in the woods, turned out to be a bust though, just an elk yelling. A little disappointing, Jim was hoping it was Mothman- but we aren't discouraged! Something'll show up soon, I can feel it."

*a brief pause*

"Anything interesting happening with you? See anything story-worthy?"

°the camera is pointed at you now°

You will respect black cats or you will respect these hands my friend

A temperature chart for my fellow Americans who can’t do the Celsius-Fahrenheit equation from memory and for people in the civilized countries who’re too busy making fun of Fahrenheit to do the conversions themselves.

*the mattresse started to float. then a coffee table, a chair, some paper, and the couch. the kitten kept purring*

°He doesn't stop filming, but shoots a <Please tell me you're almost home> to Jim, both curious and /very worried/, seems to be the overall mood for this...°

°There isn't a reply.°

Ready for christmas

*this could be interesting, the sound of typing fills the room*

RJ: Here lies RJ, he was a little better today.

CJ: Here lies CJ, he was in the hospital for a few days.