*the Kitten Climbs On Jim's Shoulder* Meow *he Feels Tall*

Anti anxiety.

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

*the kitten noticed the no reply and sneezed, dropping them to the floor* meow *he jumped off his head and sat next to him* mew mew mew?

°He jumps at the sudden return to Earth, heart in his throat for a moment. There are a few more breaths and then he looks at the kitten°

°Warn someone next time, /please/. He looks back at the screen, a frown creasing his face. He's probably just driving, right? It's illegal and unsafe to text while driving, and he had to drive to get stuff for you, so he's probably just driving? He's fine, he's... probably fine. I'll text him again in a minute..°

I don‘t get it

Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn’t mean you can’t advocate against it now. It doesn’t make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don’t let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.

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(∆I don't understand-∆)

Your ten most recent emojis describe how the 2020s will go for you

*the kitten noticed he was still nervous. the other wasn't back yet... did... did he do something wrong? Snow Ears/Ottis?*

°He stops petting for a moment, needing the hand back for a moment, looking at the kitten directly now. There's an odd look in his eyes.°

°He will be ok, he is a grown man who can take care of himself. And once he gets back, we will set everything up for you, so you will be comfortable and happy while you are here. We will all be ok, ok? He gives you a small reassuring smile. Your powers were a little shocking, but I am trusting you right now. Knowing Jim, he probably bought you toys too. That could be fun, right?°

°He resumes petting gently, like he's both reassuring himself and the kitten that it'll all work out.°

*even though CJ went in this strange portal, the kitten follows happily. he still drags the cracker box*

°You are just full of determination little guy. He smiles a little at them. The kitten was like a living cat motivational poster with their crackers and sweetness. He keeps walking, the air was getting heavier.°

"Ready to roll, Jim?"

°nod°

"Perfect! I'm excited, are you excited Jim?"

°another nod, accompanied by a smile°

"Yeah, this is going to be so cool. Usually we're the ones out there- asking the big questions. It'll be interesting, to say the least, to have a chance to be the ones with the questions asked of us. Otherwise though- we proceed as normal, we never know when the next big scoop will show up! We have to be vigilant, Jim."

°the sounds of a camera being turned on can be heard, it is time to begin°

[[Reporter Jim and Cameraman Jim are now available for Questions]]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour