CJ, I Can’t Read It That Well, But The Closest I Can Get Is Ashworth And Ridge. I’m Sorry I Couldn’t

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The Host used his last bandages after a certain bubblegum bitch shot himself in the foot and needed some.

"Oh, ouch- Wilford then? Hope he's ok by now. Jim can you check the glove compartment for anything Host could use-"

*°CJ rummages through the glove compartment.°*

°There is a little bit of gauze left in here from our last camping trip?°

"Ok, thanks Jim. We have some gauze in here if you want it."

Lσσƙ, Jιɱʂ. Yσυɾ ɳσƚ ɠσιɳɠ ƚσ ɯιɳ ƚԋιʂ. Tԋҽ Hσʂƚ ԋαʂ αʅɾҽαԃყ Ⴆҽҽɳ Ⴆɾαιɳɯαʂԋҽԃ αɳԃ Gσσɠʅҽ ιʂ ƚɾαρρҽԃ ιɳ ƚԋҽ ʋσιԃ αʂ ɯҽʅʅ. 👁‍🗨

*the struggling ceases for a moment, it's still, and it's quiet...*

"...Did anyone come for them?"

Blow up my inbox

Would you rather..

This or that

Personal questions

Creepy anons

Random questions

Advice

Love/hate

Anonymous secrets

Anything you want!

*the kitten felt confused, but is too tired to question* ..meow.. *they didn't care as long as they were warm*

°CJ nods, slipping over to an armchair and taking a throw blanket off of it. He arranges it so it looks like a little blanket nest on one side of the bed, warm and cozy looking. Hope you like it in here, this should be warm enough°

"Yeah, Jim's a bird, he's good at this."

°Caw caw, Jim. Anyway, bedtime you two°

*RJ gently scoops up the kitten and crosses the distance between the kitchen and living room, placing the kitten in the middle of the nest, before flopping more gently than he would have overwise onto the other side*

"I'm not sleeping, just resting a little so I can stay up longer."

°I am also totally going to lay down and not fall asleep.°

"Hilarious."

°I am peak comedy.°

*the sigh is tired, but fond*

"G'Night, Jim. Sweet dreams Snow Ears."

"Goodnight Jim, Snow Ears, both of you- sleep well."

*CJ snuggles down into the couch, a throw blanket over him too, RJ tugged his own blanket up, sighing softly.*

"Yup! We're all Jim. I'm ~Reporter Jim.~"

°I am 'Cameraman Jim.'°

¶-Newscaster Jim.- Our name is a family tradition of sorts, so our brothers and our mother were all named Jim.¶

"Hiya!"

°Oh- hello there!°

*RJ waves with a hand not occupied by a book.*

"Hi!"

*NJ gives a wave from the kitchen.*

*the kitten smiles* mew mew :3 *he purrs at his feet*

°CJ smiles back softly and sits down on the edge of the matress, reaching out to gently pet the kitten. There's a shuddery intake of breath, and he's looking at his phone. How is he supposed to explain any of this to 911...°

"No problem!"

*Both CJ and RJ smile back. NJ drinks his coffee and just listens.*

*the kitten went back to him and tried to comfort him*

°He's fine...°

°His hand goes still for a moment, resting motionless on his leg, then shifts over to scritch behind the cat's ears. The phone rests on his other leg, his camera letting out a soft beep to say it's on low battery.°

*the kitten hops off the seat and wiggled away for a moment. when he wiggled back, he was dragging- HOW IS HE DRAGGING THE CRACKER BOX FROM THE TOP SHELF!?!?!?!?*

°He watches him wiggle away, he really is cute. The absence of their warmth however makes the pit in his stomach all the more noticable. The little guy's return with his cargo paved the way for more loud blinking. Not the weirdest thing the he has done, but CJ's still not used to this tiny magic cat's bag of tricks.°

°Those for me little guy? You did not have to do that for me°