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My first lesbian experience

Welcome to my first girl-on-girl experience. I want to share this experience with you all and I do hope you enjoy it.

I was out clubbing down town with a few friends on a Saturday night. It was summer and a beautiful evening. I had been curious about women for such a long time and the warm weather didn’t help my urge for a woman,most of the girls had short skirts and skimpy tops,plenty of leg and cleavage on show for me to ogle,but i never thought in a month of sundays that my girl on girl virginity would be popped tonight.

I had been dancing and drinking and having such a laugh. I was about 19 year old and the warm weather was making me horny. The bar was packed and rubbing past the sexy girls to get from the dance floor to my friends was just making me hornier and hornier.

I returned to the table my friends were sat at and said to my best mate “i’m just going to the toilet don’t go anywhere till i get back hun” “ok” was her reply.

I walked into the toilets and saw two lasses sat next to each other on the sinks. I saw their hands quickly move from being held together, to by their sides. Strange i thought as i closed the cubicle door behind me, are they gay i wondered as i was sat on the toilet are they just good friends, are they like me and just curious about going with another girl.

After using the toilet, I went to the sinks and thought, “I have to chat to them”. I opened conversation asking if they were having a good night and talked about how nice a day it had been, while I washed my hands. I was getting to that almost-drunk stage and was talking complete utter nonsense.

The brown haired lass had the most sexy curley brown, long hair, while her girlfriend had pale skin with black hair.

The brown haired one, which I found out was called Selina, was so sexy. She was so my type of girl. After talking to them, she asked if I wanted to go back to theirs. “hell yeah!” I thought.

“Sure, I’ll just let my friend know Im heading off”. I replied

Off I went to find Kayleigh – she was still engrossed in a couple black men she had started talking to.

“Kayleigh!!” I shouted above the loud music, “I’m heading off, Im pished so Im getting a taxi home. Tell the others aswell”.

“‘course babe”, she replied with a hug.

Off I went looking for the two girls, knocking back my drink and leaving the bottle on the table, as we headed out the club. The 3 of us walked for what felt like an eternity back to Selina’s house, them two holding hands and talking about something between themselves. Staggering along the road in my heels and tiny skirt, they started arguing about some family matter and Mel, the dark haired lass, accusing Selina of something.

“Oh no, what have I come into here?” I thought.

After about 20mins of walking, we landed at Selina’s house. Selina was excited of her dog giving birth to some pups. I’m not a dog person, but was happy for her.

“Abbi, do u wanna come with me and walk the dog?” asked Selina.

“Yeah, sure”, I answered.

“Mel, do u mind sorting out the pups please?” Selina asked Mel, and off Mel went to feed them bottled milk.

We headed towards a park and walked along the grass. The park had a row of houses overlooking and it had no fencing round the park. I checked my watch – 2:10am. I started to sober up a bit, so thought I’d exaggerate on me feeling tipsy.

“Oh Im knackered” I said, dropping to the grass and laying on my back. Selina responded just how I hoped, she lay next to me, let the dog run about nearby, having it’s lead still attached.

Next thing I knew, we started kissing. Her hand slipped up my top and started playing with my tits, gently caressing one….then onto the next. Nervously, I did the same back to her firm, what felt like D cup tits. “Oh, this is AWESOME”, I thought. I was so into her, kissing her more passionately, oblivious to the over looking houses. We then started fingering one another while laid next to each other. She was so wet!! I really wanted to lick her wet sweet pussy, but was too nervous. her fingers in and out of my pussy, making me wet. It was so thrilling. She had my top and bra off and sucking on my nipples, making me move back onto my back,i wanted her to be on her back but that would happen eventually.after what seemed like a age she stopped licking my nipples and moved down my body to position her head between my legs,she pulled my thong to one side, i could feel her breath on my pussy, her tongue darted out and flicked my clit then again, and again, i was in heaven, sliding her fingers in and out of my pussy her mouth was now clasped around my clit licking furiously on it her other hand gently squeezing my nipple i pushed her head harder on to my pussy and wrapped my legs round the back of her head,she was going no where,after what seemed like a age she came up for breath, now it was my turn.

I rolled her onto her back and released her tits from her bra,i was right, they were big ..i started to roll her nipples between my fingers then lowered my mouth onto her nipple flicking it gently with my tongue, i alternated between each nipple,after i few minutes and the desperate urge to finally taste pussy i nervously lowered my head, taking her thong of i lowered my head, this was it, iam finally going to taste pussy it’s no longer a dream it’s there inches from my face, i kissed her pussy then slipped my tongue into her hole sliding my tongue between her hole and her clit,everytime i touched her clit she moaned, i did to her what she did to me, licking her clit and sliding a finger into her pussy then 2 fingers…in and out finger fucking her while i licked her clit i nibbled her clit, by now she had both her hands on the back of my head pushing me harder onto her pussy, her hips were moving in time with my licking, she tasted so nice after about 15 minutes of doing this Selina said we better head back, we had a quick kiss then we both got dressed, and headed back to the house.

On arriving back, mel was having a can of lager and gave me and selina a funny look,the type of look that said “i no what you have been doing, but nothing else was said,thankfully.

Selina showed me to the single room where I was sleeping, and said she would see me in the morning,she gave me a kiss then left me to get ready for bed.

“There’s some lesbian magazines in the cupboard next to the bed,have a look if you want”,”thank you” i replied, “Good night”, she smiled, while closing the bedroom door.

I got undressed, got into the bed and looked (rather than read) these magazines she gave me, while wanking at the photos. Before long, I was going to sleep a very very happy girl!

Abbi xx

I got undressed, got into the bed and looked (rather than read) these magazines she gave me, while wanking at the photos. Before long, I was going to sleep a very very happy girl!

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Gaia Gang Running Jokes

I made a joke about Beta liking Old World memes the other day, and that got me thinking about the Gaia Gang/A-Team and what running/inside jokes they might have. Not sure if these are any good?

Also please feel free to add your own :D

*pointing at a poisonous plant* "Hey Zo, can I eat this?"

Whenever Aloy isn't around, everyone else brainstorms ideas for new titles/nicknames they can call her. The important part is that they never directly reveal the fact that they made them up, leaving Aloy to wonder if she's going to get bombarded with new nicknames next time she stops by a settlement. (On at least one occasion, Kotallo went out of his way to include Hekkaro in on the joke, much to Aloy's utter bafflement)

*holding up random Old World trinkets* "You see, this here is a Gigglegripper 3000, which the Old Ones used to trim nose hairs-" "Actually that's the JumbleHopper 4000, a tool for determining whether or not it's raining." "You're thinking of the WetWorks WhipperSnapper Dry XL LUXE edition, this is-" and so forth. Becomes way more prominent if Sylens or Tilda are around.

Constant half-joking debates about whether Aloy is Sobeck's daughter or Gaia's daughter, and if Gaia is technically Sobeck's daughter. Usually gets complicated further by someone asking if Current Gaia counts as the same person as Gaia Prime, and then someone suggesting that Current Gaia is actually Aloy's daughter (because Aloy did restore her, after all). Although things could be even further complicated (to a humorous degree) by the idea that Aloy is Sobeck (renewed/extended/reborn/reincarnated, whatever you want to call it), everyone knows that Aloy wouldn't be comfortable with the notion, so they exclude that from their joking.

"So Aloy is Sobeck's daughter, and Gaia Prime is Sobeck's daughter, but Current Gaia is Aloy's daughter?" "No no no, Aloy is Gaia Prime's daughter, Gaia Prime is Sobeck's daughter, so Aloy is Sobeck's granddaughter. Current Gaia both is and is not the same as Gaia Prime, and is Aloy's daughter. Therefore, Aloy's daughter is also her mother, and her sister is genetically her grandmother :)" (cue Aloy looking incredibly exasperated in the background)

*Aloy is about to leave the base* "Hey, wait, you almost forgot the most important tool of all!" *hands her a fucking rock*

Jokingly blaming Ted Faro for literally anything going wrong. Accidentally spilled your food? Ugh, way to go, Ted. The machine you killed doesn't have that part you needed? *sarcastic* Thanks, Ted! It takes a while for Alva to adjust, but after she joins the team it becomes one of her favorite jokes, though she also suggests occasionally swapping out "Ted" with "Ceo".

Sometimes folks will use "we/ours/us" in cases where "I/my/me" would be more appropriate, mainly in an attempt to remind Aloy that she's not alone. However, over time it evolved and now she uses it to her advantage. "Aloy... we need to talk about your hoarding problem. There are literally over a thousand medicinal berries in your stash!" "Don't you mean our hoarding problem?"

*handing something very light to Kotallo or Erend* "can you hold this" or "this is heavy, please carry it for me" or one of those followed by several seconds of silence prior to the realization that the prankster has, in fact, initialized hand holding

At one point Alva makes an offhand comment about the Old World concept of an "Evil Clone" (specifying that it was a common trope in Old World media), and there's a brief, uncomfortable moment before everyone immediately agrees that neither Aloy nor Beta are anything close to an evil clone. Eventually it becomes a running joke to point at masked/concealed enemies (and sometimes ones whose faces are clearly visible) and ask if they're an evil clone of Aloy

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