🤣🤣🤣🤣 Printer Paper is definitely my fave
Calling your boyfriend progressively stranger and stranger pet names to see what happens~
I'm in love with this man it's a problem
My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus to your protection. We are pleased to announce VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us with your safety.
How I felt when going on a date with Paps. It broke my heart, but at least he wanted to be friends so that's a plus.
you know who you are
You know how in Black Butler, when Sebastian fucked that nun the entire place shook and it sounded like a giant was stomping around on earth?
That’s what I imagine sex with Alastor is like. Every single time and you can’t change my mind. Like I hear and see it. Whole house shakes.
Like imagine he’s rutting into you up in his radio tower and the hotel residence are like, “wtf is that?” “Is that an earth quake?” “Quick! Everyone grab something stable!”
Meanwhile it’s just Alastor and his s/o, having some loving time :p
Bonus
Vox watching as his massive monitor set up all fall apart, some of it falling into the void pit that he’s only now regretting having installed into his office. Valentino screeching about all the cameras and expensive wine glasses shattering on the floor. Velvette stumbling around with smeared mascara from the ‘earth quake’ interrupting her makeup routine.
“What the fuck is happening—!?” Velvette roars at Vox.
With one monitor left, Vox switched through the camera feeds and falls upon one he keeps constantly watching that damned hotel. Two silhouettes can be seen from Alastor’s radio tower, the earth quake matching up with every thrust Alastor’s silhouette pushes into yours.
“FUCKING ALASTOR—“
Bonus Bonus
Some high ranking angels in heaven watching the shit show go down in hell:
“is hell really falling?”
“What the heck’s this earth quake?”
“Does anyone see what’s causing this?”
“DAAAAAMMMN RADIO FREAKS A FREAK—“
“Adam please be quiet—“
Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell
What I love about myself is I try to be the very best version of myself
Hooo boi, okay be calm people! I haven't done a raffle in a lifetime so give me a sec.
First thank you so much for 25k! I'm honored and all that good stuff. So I shall grace you with the only thing I'm good at: art.
I will close entries in 1 week, I wish you all good luck <3
I'm so looking forward to playing this game but also why is no one talking about the fact that Link has a tattoo?! LINK HAS A TATTOO!! It suits him more than I thought it would.
the sequel to breath of the wild has been delayed to spring 2023
😂😂
Undertale is cool again and I’ve found this audio in my fan folder, wanted to do a little something.
Audio from crashboombanger (deactivated)
One of the most beautiful pin I own, it's so pretty and the glitters are mesmerising ✨
Pin created by Siruphial
So on my Instagram and tiktok I have a reorganizing my one piece shelves. And I did a video showcasing my Sanji shrine because I love him. This guy decides he wanted to be hilarious. I had a pretty good laugh. He is blocked but I mean if you are gonna insult me at least get your facts straight.
Hi! I'm Rose! Born in '97. I love watching anime and reading manga. I am a gamer girl and love kawaii and japan related things. I'm also a huge undertale fan. I like to write fanfiction. Icon art done by @dragons-are-the-best
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