So I Stumbled Upon This And If Sans Had A Scar Over One Of His Eyes I Totally Thought It Would Be SF!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Printer Paper is definitely my fave

Calling your boyfriend progressively stranger and stranger pet names to see what happens~

To you minors who keep interacting with this fandom despite the creator saying to stay away, take a look at this:

I hope you realize that you're putting the game being complete in jeopardy and a sfw version won't even be possible.

Do not post on TikTok and brag about how you're playing an adult game that can leave you traumatized. You're actively disrespecting the creator, ruining 18+ spaces because you "can handle it", and can get the creator or yourself into legal trouble.

WE DO NOT NEED MINORS SNEAKING INTO 18+ SPACES BECAUSE CONTENT CREATORS GET IN TROUBLE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE PATIENT.

This is my fur baby all the time.

“Cranky to Happy in 5 seconds” 

(via)

Here’s something else I made, Reblog if you are anti maps

PUT THOSE FOREARMS AWAY SIR THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT-

but also 👁

ガスターブラスターを獣のように描くのが好きなんです。

alright utdr fandom boomers sound off. i want u all to tell me which of these old ut things u remember

stronger than you sans version (+ the frisk and chara response versions too)

the plethora of sans-centric aus that seemingly popped outta nowhere (u are not allowed to bitch abt them on this post)

matshat giving the pope a copy of undertale

gaster theories and "fun value"/rng chance encounters

the sans is ness "theory"

ppl constantly fighting abt frisk and charas genders (theyre nonbinary btw)

underlust (for those of u who know: dont say shit. for those who dont know: dont look it up /srs)

duncle sans au

pta sans au (tfw lindas lemon squares are shit)

sixbones + handplates au

disbelief papyrus

the entire fandom treating chara like they are literal satan

dadster aus/gaster being sans and papyrus's dad theories

ppl bitching abt flowey even tho hes a child. and ppl shipping him with frisk and chara for some reason

everyone being physically incapable of being normal abt toriel

floweypot aus

glitchtale

the bad apple video

other fandom boomers feel free to add on, this is just what i remember

[VOXTEK]

There he is. The man of the hour!

😂😂😂 I'm crying because it's so beautiful!

Where was Papyrus at the end of Deltarune?? Well…

Voiced by @amtrax

Commissions

Ko-Fi/Tip Jar

A very incomplete list of Hazbin Hotel Fanfiction Authors/Geniuses

I cannot believe the awsome, talented, absolute magnificent people I've met through this fandom. Writing FF for Hazbin Hotel has become one of my greatest joys in life, and reading the stories and creations of my fellow friends and idols is something that can brighten my whole week - and we don't gatekeep. So, if you're in search for a good read, here are a few of the SUPER AWSOME people I stalk (and I want to stress - this list is never going to be complete, but I'll try to edit it as there are just SO MANY GODDANG MASTERS out there!) @bapple117 If you love #RadioStatic, you have to read 'Bluest Monday' (completed) and the follow-up 'Say Hello, Wave Goodbye' (WIP) She'll break your heart in the most beautiful way. If you don't fancy that but Alastor is your go-to, then you will want to dive in head-first into "If You Can't Say Somethin' Nice, Don't Say Nothin' At All" (complete). But as before, be ready for a rollercoaster of emotional moments and extremely spicy shenanigans.

@hazelfoureyes Goddess of the smut, Hottest writer in Hell - If you're horny, Hazel has got you covered. Especially her 'The safeword is Radioapple'-Mini-series will make you sweat like a Zumba-Instructor on crack. Be prepared to blush, tremble, die and immediately ressurrect, because yes. She is THAT good.

Clover/corruptedteacups on AO3 With whooping 75 chapters and 300k+ hits, her Fanfic 'The Red means I Love you' is one of the best, most detailed slow-burn-pining-angsty-smutty-will-they-wont-they Masterpieces I've read so far. Alastor is magnificent and I guarantee you'll fall in love with Clover, the bunny who captures the heart of you deerest red demon.

@melodyonthewireless Highly underappreciated (imho), her fic "A Match made in Hell" (WIP) follows her OC Sybil down to hell, into the Hazbin Hotel and consecutively the arms of Alastor - but don't you dare underestimate the pink, harmless looking doe. Sybil's witch powers and her sassy, witty personality is quite the match to the established readio overlord. It's such a read, and the wait between chapters the sweetest agony!

@macabr3-barbi3 She delivers every. single. TIME. Her Short stories and One-Shots are like Pringles - Once you pop, you can't stop. I'm deeply in love with 'Dream a little Dream' (WIP), 'Nothing I can't Handle' (WIP) makes me run for a cold shower and did I mention the countless one-shot-candies that make you mouth water and your toes curl?

@slutforalastor/InconspicuousBosch on AO3 Whether it's the One-Shots on tumblr (omg the PRIEST ALASTOR BIT *fans face*) or the incredible Choose-your-Path-Fic "Say it with a smile" (completed) - you will be both amazed at the artistry of the wording and storybuilding and blushing at the sheer craft of the smut and sexual tension.

@impale-me-radio-daddy Founder of the kink #antlerplay, his series of 'The Lookalike' is steamy, outrageous, utterly magnificent and filthy down to the bones. Be prepared for some serious questioning of your own preferences, because you WILL get some epiphanies. And that's a PROMISE.

@hurthermore Listen. LISTEN. Bimbo is the mini-series that had me on a friggin CHOKEHOLD. It takes a special talent to make one so invested in THE radio demon, gentleman a la carte Alastor believably pining after and pounding a lovable, dumb airhead sinner with a fable for skimpy dresses and leave you at the end wanting for seconds and thirds!

As I said, this is a highly incomplete list, and I'll absolutely edit this list as I go. But I needed to put this out in the world. To all of the above, and all of those which I didn't include YET but most certainly will -

I ADORE YOU, I PRAY AT YOUR FEET, YOU ARE AMAZING BEINGS AND I LOVE YOU.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.