They’re making a Dorian Gray TV show but they’re making Basil and Dorian siblings. I’m going to commit a murder not only does that erase most of the book but is actually literally homophobic. Basil is in love with Dorian!!! That book was so gay it was used against Oscar Wilde in trial!! I’m going to go to jail for crimes against Netflix
Gideon Nav: a woman who, surrounded by the most repressed elderly nuns ever, independently invented being a masc lesbian
JACOB ANDERSON as LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1.01) IN THROES OF INCREASING WONDER...
monologuing to my mother about harrow the ninth act three as she says things like "he should have known better than to eat the soup, there are folk songs about making soup with bone marrow" "I don't think connecting all this body horror with sex indicates a particularly healthy relationship to sexuality" "marina, this book sounds really quite grim" "does harrow ever have a nice time? does she ever sit down, drink some tea--" no actually she hates tea, she doesn't understand flavors "is there anyone she likes spending time with?" there was in the first book but all her memories got erased "I don't think I understand the youth of today"
“You became to me the visible incarnation of that unseen ideal whose memory haunts us artists like an exquisite dream. I worshipped you. I grew jealous of every one to whom you spoke. I wanted to have you all to myself. I was only happy when I was with you.”
is just one of many things i casually say to my fraternal sibling (definitely NOT the man my homosexual-ass has become absolutely obsessed with and who i’ve reshaped my interpretation of art to fit the image of).
Ok, but the amount of trouble shooting I had to do for this fuckery was hilarious!
First I highlighted every "Griddle" I could find. (I even found more after my initial skim, through editing).
I downloaded the Audiobook, (a purchased version ofc)
Then I had to find a program to convert the Audiobook from AAX to MP4 then find a program that downloaded the audiobook into the program to convert the audio from AAX to MP4
Then I tried to upload it to my audio editing program, and had to download *another* program to export my MP4 to MP3.
Then I had to cut down a 9 HOUR AUDIO CHUNK TO ONE MINUTE OF "GRIDDLES" BECAUSE THE AUDIOBOOK DIDN'T COME IN CHAPTERS, IT JUST CAME AS ONE HUGE AUDIO CLIP OF THE FIRST HALF OF THE BOOK, AND THE SECOND HALF.
Then I made sure to adjust my clips so they fell on beat, and Voila!
There are more "Griddle"s after the first time she calls her Gideon, but I thought it more suitable to stop there.
I have more edits in mind. More to come.
get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"
started reading aftg and don't tell my twitter mutuals but i also went on the ao3 page because i can't contain myself
Surely you have seen gifs of AMC Interview with the Vampire and wonder where you can watch it. Of course you can 🏴☠️, but unfortunately in the world of streaming, numbers matter to keep the show afloat. So, here is Where to Watch IWTV aka WtW IWTV. This list will be updated from time to time 😉
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Listing STREAMING services only. Ctrl+F to find your country. (or click for direct links here)
Free (ad-supported or otherwise): 🆓
VPN-friendly: 🌐
Need to make free account (with fake address): 📝 (details under the cut)
All have two (2) seasons available unless otherwise stated
IWTV also has an Uncut version. It means no cuts for commercial breaks (✂️) or censored curses(🙅🏼♀️).
Trigger warnings for IWTV can be found here
• AMC+ : USA 🌐✂️🙅🏼♀️ (Every Sunday at 3 AM ET), Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, India
You can sign up to AMC+ with VPN, non-American CC and American zip code. They'll fail to bill you, but you'll still get the 7-day free trial to binge watch. OR you can do this email trick to get more trial.
AMC+ is also available as a "channel" on Amazon Prime (USA, UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, India), Apple TV or iTunes (USA, UK, Canada, Australia, India), Roku or YouTube TV in some countries, so try to search there first
• Amazon Prime ✂️🙅🏼♀️ (w/o having to buy AMC+ subs): Latin America
• Amediateka: Russia, Belarus, Kazakhstan (censored)
• ABC iview 🆓 🌐📝✂️ : Australia
• BBC iPlayer 🆓 🌐📝✂️🙅🏼♀️: UK
• Canal+: Austria, France, Switzerland (only Austria gets 2 seasons)
• CosmoteTV: Greece
• Hoopla 🆓: USA (S1 only, US library card needed)
• MagentaTV+ : Germany
• Moviestar+ : Spain (S1 only)
• Netflix: USA (S1 only, S2 unknown)
• OSN+ : Middle Eastern and North Africa
• Paramount+: France (S2 unknown)
• Sky Go: Ireland, UK
• Sky Show: Switzerland
• TVNZ+ 🆓 📝 (haven't tried with 🌐): New Zealand
Disclaimer: I don't condone the use of VPN and fake address. HOWEVER, the series isn't available in almost most part of this world 😭. So, this is done with the purpose of giving the series the views it deserves instead of giving them to 🏴☠️. If your country is listed above, please support the show 🙏
For BBC: UK VPN on, sign up, Google UK zip code and add it, yes to TV license. You can turn VPN off after the episode loads.
For ABC iview: Australia VPN on, sign up, pick Overseas. You can turn VPN off after episode loads. Works on the app as well.
Check reply for VPN I used.
Feel free to reply or message me if you fail to stream it and if there's any info I missed or got wrong. Also, feel free to share this list with anyone!
Special thanks to Ari for always keeping us updated with the news on the show
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