Me @ the beginning of the school year: IMMA GET A SCHOLARSHIP TO KINGS COLLEGE. I PROB'LY SHOULDN'T BRAG BUT DAG, I AMAZE AND ASTONISH
Me @ myself @ the end of the school year: you have invented a new kind of stupid
*Jefferson runs down hallway at full speed*
Hamilton: What’s up with him?
Laurens: They’re serving Mac and Cheese at lunch today.
hamilton: washington is watching from the other side!
washington, distantly: stop fucking up son
hamilton: Im nOT YoUR sOn SToP iT
Bunk beds are human shelves
“What the Heck I Gotta Do” - 21 Chump Street
i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter
the result is this garbage
Alexander Hamilton: It's ye home boi Alex
Aaron Burr, Sir: Two college men walk into a bar with three drunkards, and-
My Shot: Do you ever just want to overthrow a government (Featuring Alexander having an existential crisis)
The Story Of Tonight: Painful foreshadowing coming from Laurens
The Schuyler Sisters: its ye home gals angellica eliza AND PEGGY
Farmers Refuted: It's Time For Alexander's Opinion
You'll Be Back: I cannot fucking believe King George III is a yandere
Right Hand Man: Burr needs to call the rejection hotline
A Winters Ball: RELIABLE WITH THE *LADIES*
Helpless: Ye gal Eliza falls for ye boi Alex
Satisfied: Angelica has emotional issues and I want to help her
The Story Of Tonight Reprise: SPIT A VERSE, BURR
Wait For It: Burr spits a verse (Sort of)
Stay Alive: Charles Lee shows up and Laurens is like "We should shoot that guy"
Ten Duel Commandments: Laurens shoots that guy
Meet Me Inside: Alexander gets grounded
That Would Be Enough: HEARTBREAK.
Guns and Ships: L A F A Y E T T E
History Has It's Eyes On You: Don't fuck up because history is always watching
Yorktown: Alexander and Lafayette overthrow a government
What Comes Next?: King George is still a yandere but now he's a Bitter Yandere
Dear Theodosia: THE DAD SONG
Non-Stop: Burr wonders why and how Alexander does things
What'd I Miss: Jeffy boi is done getting high in France and now he's back to get high in America
Cabinet Battle #1: Political debate turns into a rap battle
Take A Break: Alexander says "No" 500000 times
Say No To This: Alexander forgets how to say "No" 500000 times
The Room Where It Happens: Burr needs to call the rejection hotline again
Schuyler Defeated: Alexander throws away Burr's friendship bracelet
Cabinet Battle #2: you must be out oF YOUR GODDAMN MIND-
Washington On Your Side: MOTHERFUCKING SOUTHERN DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
One Last Time: Washington is resigning and Alexander has abandonment issues
I Know Him: JESUS CHRIST THIS WILL BE FUN!!!~
The Adams Administration: Hamilton fucking obliterates John Adams
We Know: Jefferson, Burr, and Madison become the TMZ of the 1700-1800s
Hurricane: Alexander decides to #expose himself
The Reynolds Pamphlet: Alexander probably regrets deciding to #expose himself
Burn: ELIZA DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS
Blow Us All Away: Alexander encourages his son to get in a gun fight and is shocked when he gets shot
Stay Alive Reprise: CRUSHING DEPRESSION
It's Quiet Uptown: EVEN MORE CRUSHING DEPRESSION
The Election of 1800: Jefferson is tired of drama and he just wants politics
Your Obedient Servant: "Fucking fight me, Alex." ~Burr
Best of Wives and Best of Women: WOW EVEN MORE CRUSHING DEPRESSION
The World Was Wide Enough: "Talk shit get hit." ~Burr
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: I'M CRYING OVER A FOUNDING FATHER.
Ugh, he’s just so perfect! 🥰
MJF AEW Full Gear 2023
my grandma downloaded pokemon go this is so pure