This Part Honestly Made Me Cry

I made some Hamlet Valentine cards. Feel free to use them. <3

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

Jefferson: When you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp-

Madison: *holding up 8 of hearts* Is this your card?

Jefferson: *softly* Holy shit.

The Miz, Cody Rhodes, Randy Orton…I believed they all sang theirs 🤷🏻‍♀️

When I was a child and I started watching wrestling, I I used to believe wrestlers sang their own theme song. Especially Triple H, Big Show and Edge.

Nat Baimel

The Great Post-Hamilton Chop

Me in History Class

Teacher: Does anyone know who wrote the federalist papers?

Me: *flopping on desk*

Teacher: ...

Me: John Jay got sick after writing 5, James Madison wrote 29, HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!

Tell your president if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him.

Alexander Hamilton, about John Adams (via incorrect-hamilton-quotes)

Hamliza Pregnancy/Fluff Aesthetic! 💝