Hamilton: If You Stand For Nothing, Burr, What Will You Fall For?

I hate the cars franchise, so this is accurate

Hamilton characters as things my friends and roommates have said at college

Washington: Every time you don't keep your side of the room clean, god kills a puppy.

Angelica: Honey, if that boy talks to you again and you don't like what he's saying, send him to me and I'll kick him so hard in the ass, he'll need my foot surgically removed from his mouth.

Maria: I look like a hooker in this dress, but not a cheap one. Like, a really expensive one. For the guys who wear nice cologne and suits.

Laurens: I don't know if I'm gay. Or straight. Or bi. I don't know what I am. I just know I have to pee now cause I'm so stressed about this.

Hamilton: I want to have a party just about me. Like, no music, no dancing, nothing. Just an empty room and me with a mic, so that everyone will come and have to hear me talk.

Eliza: I feel so guilty, I ate sugar before lunch. My mum always says it's unhealthy to eat sugar before noon. What have I done? I'm a horrible rebel. I need to go call her and apologise.

Peggy: DUDE IM NOT A GARBAGE CAN STOP THROWING YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE AT ME AM I THAT UNNOTICEABLE JESUS I HATE YOU ALL

Jefferson: Everyone here is so goddamn stupid.

Burr: Either I'll kill myself or my dorm-mate before summer break. I don't know which yet.

Person: Hey, How are y-

Me: Oh so you like Hamilton?

Person: What? I just said how-

Me: Oh you want me to sing it? If you say so...

Me: HOW DOES A

this is my friend’s kitten Noodles and he’s extremely cute and fluffy but he’s also very evil and WILL bite you

rip vine

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °  ) well iii heard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°  ) you got a special someone on the side burr

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°  )  what’re you tryna hide burr ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°  )

Girl: What an ass!

Jefferson: Oh thank you

Jefferson to an unimpressed Madison: I know she probably meant that I was an ass but you know you just gotta take what you get

Jefferson: please no one wants to see your legs

Hamilton: you keep it up and for every insult I’m gonna roll up my pant legs and by the end of this encounter I’ll be wearing booty shorts