Hamilton Characters As Things My Friends And Roommates Have Said At College

Hamilton characters as things my friends and roommates have said at college

Washington: Every time you don't keep your side of the room clean, god kills a puppy.

Angelica: Honey, if that boy talks to you again and you don't like what he's saying, send him to me and I'll kick him so hard in the ass, he'll need my foot surgically removed from his mouth.

Maria: I look like a hooker in this dress, but not a cheap one. Like, a really expensive one. For the guys who wear nice cologne and suits.

Laurens: I don't know if I'm gay. Or straight. Or bi. I don't know what I am. I just know I have to pee now cause I'm so stressed about this.

Hamilton: I want to have a party just about me. Like, no music, no dancing, nothing. Just an empty room and me with a mic, so that everyone will come and have to hear me talk.

Eliza: I feel so guilty, I ate sugar before lunch. My mum always says it's unhealthy to eat sugar before noon. What have I done? I'm a horrible rebel. I need to go call her and apologise.

Peggy: DUDE IM NOT A GARBAGE CAN STOP THROWING YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE AT ME AM I THAT UNNOTICEABLE JESUS I HATE YOU ALL

Jefferson: Everyone here is so goddamn stupid.

Burr: Either I'll kill myself or my dorm-mate before summer break. I don't know which yet.

Which Lin-Manuel Miranda musical to listen to based on how you want to feel

Happy and warm: In the Heights

Excited and pumped: Hamilton, Act 1

Sad and inspired: Hamilton, Act 2

Angry and dissatisfied: 21 Chump Street

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8 years ago

“What the Heck I Gotta Do” - 21 Chump Street

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8 years ago

A geode that resembles a burrito.

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7 years ago

Why does this sound like Animal Crossing?

Me: hey tell me a story!

Big old squirrel: *pulls a thousand dollars out of its ass and hands it to me.* here you go! I think you’re just spectacular :)

Me: that’s not a Fucking story

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8 years ago

The world will never be the same.

➤ Hamilton as Captain America: Civil War AU (with thanks to @rob-anybody, @shapechangersinwinter and @fyeahlilbit3point0)

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8 years ago

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8 years ago

Ooooh, Daddy's mad. 😂😂😂

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8 years ago

Listening to Hamilton on shuffle is a bad idea because one minute Philip is 9 and singing to his father and the next he’s 19 and dying in his arms

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8 years ago

alexander hamilton texting aaron burr at 4 am: BURR DO YOU THINK MY CHILDREN WILL BE SLUTS I MEAN I AM A SLUT SO IS IT LIKE…..GENETIC???? IS IT RECESSIVE OR DOMINANT. WILL MY DAUGHTERS ENSLAVE AND TORMENT MEN, BURR

aaron burr responding at 10 am the next day: shut the fuck up oh my god

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